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My room would be so big if I had no furniture 🥰

[emily @twerkaholic3000]

Sometimes a man will say he’s DJing when in reality he’s just playing music. Beware

[mikey @enbyslayer]

boom

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I’m so serious when I say the president of the United States should be 45 years old and HOT AS FUCK

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It’s a separate the art from the artist kind of day

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Went to the Cheescake Factory and now I can’t stop listening to Dr*ke

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

charli keeps writing songs about driving. i just wish she’d write a song about high-speed rail

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Sleeping on the couch for fun tonight

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Praying to God and anyone else listening that I see the Aurora Borealis on my transatlantic flight this evening 🙏🙏🙏

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gawking at the distasteful displays of wealth in the tsa precheck line at dfw….

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the baristas in this coffee shop really look like Adam and Hannah out of the corner of my eye the longer I sit here …..

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

What are your top 4 US cities and why are they New York, Austin, SF and Cincinnati?

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

no air no airrrrrrr tell me how i’m supposed to breathe w no air

[audrey @foldyrhands]

we must free young women from the chains of sandy liang collab drops and teach them how to sew bows onto accessories themselves

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they should make bars for people who don’t smoke cigarettes

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

the older I get the more I understand British people…. like what IS all this then

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meal planning when you're nauseous is just like grocery shopping when you're hungry

[💤 @tweetmachine17]

my gay roommate is blasting Lana and doing his taxes 3 months late …. On a Monday night ….