“ALMOST THERE” AWARD
@julianamb02
You were so close to 100 likes on your tweet! Good job? It deserved 100, if that makes it any better. Try again soon!
WORST OF THE YEAR AWARD
Class Of ‘21
Well, you ruined twitter. What more can we say. I hope reciting the same reply was worth tarnishing a once sacred social media. Special shout out to @GrondaLiam , who are you? Enjoy the second row at the Guck next year! Congrats!
SFW AWARD
@AkweiArjun
Arjun, we know teachers have twitter too, but that doesnt mean you have to tweet like it’s an email! Throw some spice in there! Regardless, you have provided a PG version of BCC Twitter, and our friends at Lourdes Preschool thank you for that! Congrats!
NO EVIDENCE AWARD
@itsjanski
Also known as the “Tweets aren’t loading right now” award, Jan has deleted more tweets than he’s kept. C’mon man, we all saw em! Let the late comers have some fun too. Congrats, wimp!
TEACHER OF THE YEAR
@MsHundoP
Ms. Pagán started from humble beginnings, telling her students to follow her Twitter in hopes of hitting 100 followers. Her Twitter has been nothing short of fantastic, walking the line between accessible content and teacher twitter. Congrats!
INSTIGATOR AWARD
@willbenzmiller
If there’s an issue on Twitter, Will does his best to further that issue. Although he recieves backlash at times, he serves a vital role, and for it we thank him. His contributions make Twitter the scary place it should be. Congrats Will!
BEST RETWEETS
@samysossaa
If you follow Samantha, your feed will be blessed by retweets ranging from freakout videos to inspiring tweets, from heartbreaking news to the funniest content known to this app. She keeps the timeline fresh in times of need. Congrats Samantha!
KEEP ‘EM IN CHECK AWARD
@BranthoverJack
Tweet some bullshit, Jack’s in your replies. Famed words “DeleteYourAccount” echoed through BCC Twitter, doubling the likes of the original tweet and quadrupling the retweets. Thanks for cleansing our timeline, Jack. Congrats!
PEACEKEEPER AWARD
@nicolevdz15
Every twitter beef has come to an end, and most do at the graceful hand of Nicole, who once asked the group “When did everyone start being so mean to each other?” I wish I could tell you. Thanks to you, Twitter hasnt turned into AskFm. Congrats!
REPLY GUY AWARD
@jjgray321
The depth of Jason’s camera roll is comparable only to the the bottomless pit Darth Maul is thrown in. If you find yourself on the other side of a twitter beef, you might just want to turn off replies. To quote jason himself, “He don’t miss.”
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
@ap_moffitt
Aidan took twitter by storm despite his late start. With legendary tweets such as “If yo mommas cookies not dank asf we not friends” dropping in his rookie season, the award only made sense. Congrats, AP!
Battles continued
Ben vs Ben - undecided
Ben vs Cal Tor woman - who know how that even happened
Pagán vs Tanz - Truce declared
20 vs 21 - 20 and it wasn’t even close.
Before we start, we’d like to take a moment to honor the veterans and fallen soldiers of the following Twitter Battles.
IB vs AP - winner undecided
Grayer vs Kales - Kales by a mile
Max vs Michelle - Who are the lipless?
Ben vs The World - The World takes it