cc.

she/her. before i learned civility i used to scream ferociously any time i wanted

[cc. @tweetsblatantly]

@KXAN_News 2nd sentence was my immediate thought when that blue alert came thru yesterday

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@enerianna Libra!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dr. Pepper has surpassed Pepsi as the second biggest soda brand in the US — a spot Pepsi held since 1985.

Coke remains #1.

[jess @jesshakeitoff]

'my friends all smell like weed or little babies' is the best one-line description of being in your early 30s i've personally ever heard

[cc. @tweetsblatantly]

Taylor Swift has me cackling like a mad woman in my kitchen at two in the morning

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I'd make you a grilled cheese sandwich at 3am.

*me flirting

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

*sips Dr Pepper with eyes closed* I do believe that love is blind

[ANYA 🎣 @wind_chim]

a girls favorite place is sitting half an hour in her car

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

my faaaaave romcom plot is woman finds a very serious man to fall in love with her by being herself/as annoying as possible

[cc. @tweetsblatantly]

@enerianna The way I looked at his first and felt like you betrayed me for a minute

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

WE DID IT!!!!!!! (we did nothing) GO CHIEFS

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mo0nandsaturn]

I watched this scene at the ripe age of 7 and you expected me not to grow up to be a hopeless romantic?!?!?!

[c l o u d y @cyber_bunnie]

i drink dr pepper in much more meaningful and profound way than you can understand

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

nothing stronger than the bond between a girl and the 100+ episode procedural drama she starts rewatching in the middle of a mental health crisis

[aria @rnostardently]

i'm like if jane austen was writing stupid tweets in her early 20s instead of groundbreaking literature

[cc. @tweetsblatantly]

“The correct answer: @GrittyNHL Because he’s taller; we checked.”
@midnight is fun so far