CJ

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Adam Sandler in the #Oscars audience.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

easy

[Josh Heingartner @Joshheingartner]

As promised, here is me downing a live worm. The tourney run starts now!! 🪱

[Tove Lo @ToveLo]

still cashing those checks

[Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 @RoyCoCEO]

My value add: saying “thanks guys” at the end of a call after not speaking the entire meeting

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

A Renaissance painting

[br_betting @br_betting]

ASTROS (-245 ML) WALK IT OFF TO TAKE GAME 1 🔥

(via @MLB)

[Rare @stfuayen]

when i randomly remember one of my shirts i haven’t seen in a while

[br_betting @br_betting]

Me anytime someone asks to do anything besides watch football all day https://t.co/x89m4sQ07U

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Kids before randomly doing a cartwheel in front of you

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

It is me I’ve been keeping Burger King in business

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Chuck Carlton @ChuckCarltonDMN]

The Big 12 in the past four NCAA Tournament:s
2018: Kansas (Final Four)
2019: Texas Tech (NCAA runner-up)
2021: Baylor (NCAA title)
2022: Kansas (NCAA title)

[Hayes Permar @DHPIV]

Duke fans raising hell on Bourbon Street

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...

[Kick Push Kgosi @MrSkinnyGenes]

If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened