Benjamin Stein

Formerly @square, now @opendoor. 🤓

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@samwhiteout @ImJustCeej They the woman who made the call will unlikely face 0 consequences. Until we change that, this will continue to happen.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Brock Turners grow up to be Brett Kavanaughs who make the rules for Brock Turners.

[Aldo Soto @AldoSoto21]

These racist mother fuckers aren't too tough when they notice they're being recorded.

[JD Ross @justindross]

Since January this year, the Opendoor team has...

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@neiltyson If there’s no center isn’t everywhere the center?

[Adam Jentleson @AJentleson]

The women for Kavanaugh are mostly men.

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

Then @Sethrogen helped get us out by lighting a cop car on fire.

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

I just had the best dream about me @chrissyteigen and @IMKristenBell getting stuck in a grocery store.

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@samswey @polotek Maybe we take one billion of the 607 billion for the military and use it?

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@calpal112 Me after getting a full nights sleep

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

1) DM memes on Instagram to siblings
2) Instagram shows me more meme accounts because I’m engaging with them
3) get frustrated that’s all I see in my feed but still wanna share
4) repeat

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

Or or or... job advertisers using Facebook to target only men

[Riley Strong @strongriley]

Facebook Is Letting Job Advertisers Target Only Men — ProPublica https://t.co/VUYGMCykd3 via @instapaper

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@HipsterDavid @kyleve MVP

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

So that’s why they’re recasting Ben Afflack as Batman

[Ashmonster @ashmonsterftw]

I found the best bongo cat to date. You’re welcome.

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

Poop would be my go to

[Dr Julia Shaw @drjuliashaw]

A minimal Turing test (McCoy & Ullman, 2018):

“Say one word that convinces us you're human.”

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@calpal112

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

GF doesn’t watch football but somehow roasted me beyond belief.

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@ndimichino Depends on the flight. Middle of the day... fine. Early morning... fine. Late evening... fine. Redeye... I think I’m allowed to be frustrated.

[Benjamin Stein @tweetsbystein]

@Festey