Lauren McCaw

Harry Potter. Vinegar. That's lit.

[Lauren McCaw @tweetsfromlarn]

"I got the lime margarita but I'm kindof worried that it won't come with tequila. I forgot to ask for it." -Cooper Strout @AllAboutStrout

[Lauren McCaw @tweetsfromlarn]

When your boyfriend hates trivia but then he accidentally takes you to a trivia bar for date night and he has to play 😏😏❤️❤️@AllAboutStrout

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Sup #teens? Yo, peep this: All those Pokemon will die and rot in the eternal blackness of the virtual void.
Enjoy Arbys
💯

[Food & Wine @foodandwine]

A floating dairy farm will take cows out to the high seas. #FWx https://t.co/cNChzwe0zN

[LifeAdviceLamp @life_lamp]

Going on vacation? Leave your house unlocked. If anybody tries to break in they'll think you're home and leave your house alone.

[Lauren McCaw @tweetsfromlarn]

@Peytrr what can I say, I have my priorities straightened out

[Lauren McCaw @tweetsfromlarn]

@1StevenAnderson I don't know what you're talking about

[Lauren McCaw @tweetsfromlarn]

@AllAboutStrout @realIettucefact is not nonsense

[Lauren McCaw @tweetsfromlarn]

@AllAboutStrout how dare you

[Lettuce Facts @realIettucefact]

You can pretend to be a lettuce by painting your self green and curling up on the floor and never moving until you die and go to hell

[Lettuce Facts @realIettucefact]

Good night cute lettuce

Good night horse

Good night cow

Good night lip stick

Good night pancake

Good night grandma Linda

A man suffers

[Lauren McCaw @tweetsfromlarn]

@AllAboutStrout teach me to Twitter