Luci

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@JackMac I am looking for your UFC picks for tonight.

We rely on you. TOO MUCH OF COURSE. Two hours to post them max.

It's the weekend... we've been drinking already...9 picks...no parlays...half the picks are moneyline, the second half will be decisions and winning rounds.

Thank you!

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@irv_banks24 @JackMac Thought the same thing. But I'm assuming it's cheaper than flying a second person out to work for 2 hours.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@WWE @DanhausenAD Time to put Starks and Page together? Or else Danhausen will curse them?

Or reliable tag team champs like new day (little bit of history there too, Big E could eventually break them up or get on DH's good side... could be fun with all four together selling Danhausen pancakes)

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@WWE @DanhausenAD Nothing about this says he can't find TWO tag team partners to take his place. Maybe tag team partners he starts managing because his wrestling isn't quite as good as his promoting. Who? That's up to you, boss. Idk the game like you. But I know he makes one hell of a manager.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@johnwilkes_ @reedt4723

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@reedt4723 I've had chances with women I didn't know I had a chance with until it was way too late.

You've got a BIG chance.

Take it, bro.

Baby momma.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@reedt4723

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@OhioTate @Sprite @BChickenfry @BChickenfry , he's as vetted as vetted can get. And would obviously change his entire world for you. Tf you waiting for? Lock your boy up!

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@OhioTate If your sales team has any brains, they'd be getting in touch with @Sprite to sponsor our boy's weekend AND POTENTIALLY first public date with @BChickenfry.

If they don't get married and have 3 barstool kids I'm going to be upset.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@kellykeegs @Craw1Brady @barstoolspringb Aunt Kelly proving how profoundly stupid she is. #Retard

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@Russ_BoBandy @kellykeegs @Craw1Brady @barstoolspringb She's a retarded woman.

You're supposed to forgive her.

I won't. (She worships me btw)

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@kellykeegs @Craw1Brady @barstoolspringb It would suck if everyone flooded Aunt Kelly's mentions with unsubstantiated rumors.

Like how she fucked KFC to be in Barstool. He regrets it. Which is why he doesn't feel like he deserves to be the boss of the NY office. Because of Kelly.

Fuck you, Aunt Kelly.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@shea_bae22 @themarkbully @stoolpresidente @StooliesClub Cry more

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@stoolpresidente Ol' Aunt Kelly being stupid again. @kellykeegs you're dumb.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente basically saying it was one of the Bussin' boys 🧐🤐😂

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@FanDuel wtf?! I should get a free bonus bet for this poppycock.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@NAFOfellaLotte @MarcoFoster_

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@Bultitude60 @LogicalZeb @MarcoFoster_ "Facts dont matter, just keep screaming at the sky!"

Cool argument, retard.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@BarstoolBigCat If women start throwing flesh lights onto NBA courts, I'd also laugh. Call me crazy.

[Luci @tweetsfromsatan]

@BarstoolBigCat New unwritten rule: Let the girl who got hit by the dildo kick it off the court.(I understand it should be don't throw dildos onto the court, but c'mon. It won't stop because it's funny.)