Timothy J Taaffe

[Marleymo @Marleymo6]

How to totally ruin a cake! 🤦🏻‍♀️ that’s two mins of my life I’ll never get back

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

@NYDailyNews Is this Bernie Sanders…

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

Hollywood Walk In 1959 - I Know No More Beautiful Time

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

@ronsterd89 For eating grapefruit.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Still one of the best all time videos

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This is Clyde. He was born with Cerebellar Hypoplasia. There’s no pain associated, he just has to work a little harder to get where he wants to go. Don’t pass without leaving him a heart ❤️

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

told my husband to take my dog to get a modern haircut, and he brought my dog home like this

[The Dodo @dodo]

Booking our tickets to visit Betsy 💜💙

Keep up with Betsy on Instagram: https://t.co/HKP55R1HYC

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

No B.S. @HST GONZO #Truth

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

@GonzoVice Very true.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

One of the few ways I can almost be certain I'll understand something is by sitting down and writing about it. Because by forcing yourself to write about it and putting it down in words, you can't avoid having your say on the subject. You might be wrong, but you have to think about it very intensely to write about it.

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

World's oldest living crocodile celebrates 124th birthday https://t.co/0dpENET79S
Happy Birthday😄

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

Be informed.

Kamala Harris had an affair with Mayor Willie Brown https://t.co/5Fi7CHEQ9g

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

Florida storm clouds on the Fourth of July.
#Florida #photography #photojournalism #4thofJuly

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

I chose "Eyes Wide Shut (1999)" in the #imdb #poll: Best Kafkaesque Movie - https://t.co/tNmEugZd5d

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baby goats in coats

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Two baby monkeys rescued from flood. ❤️

The other one sucks his thumb while waiting for his turn to eat, just like babies do.

[Timothy J Taaffe @tweetsfromtimmy]

@TheOnion Here are a few musings from G.S."I never eat pie." "Since the age of 13 I've never seen myself nude." "One day I will be vindicated." "If you want a friend in D.C. get a 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆." "Can I run for the senate?"😎