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there’s still too much megafauna

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@SamAdlerBell @NYMag "like a ninth-grader confronted with a pop quiz on picture day" 💀

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

First they came for the immigrants, and I did not speak out--
Because recent NYT/Ipsos polls show Trump +9 on immigration among noncollege men

[tweetsgerald @tweetsgerald_]

cyclist physiognomy (derogatory)

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every two weeks spotify promises to alter the course of my life with a playlist they made just for me, with their proprietary ListenDNA technology. and then it’s just the last 60 songs i listened to filtered by genre

[tweetsgerald @tweetsgerald_]

they should invent a barber that is not the most insane person i’ve ever met

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one reason that jd comes off as so groyperlike is that he’s precluded from campaigning with his wife bc of how the race sciency part of the right would react to her being Indian.

another case of R’s idiosyncratic politics putting them in disadvantageous electoral positions

[Hannah Flom @hannah_flom]

Couldn't be more of a stark contrast

[tweetsgerald @tweetsgerald_]

not sure what being the first black president is if not generationally transformative lmfao

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Watching Obama speak always leaves me feeling so empty inside because he’s so charismatic he could’ve been a generationally transformative candidate like FDR and instead uses it to secure Netflix deals

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i saw the best minds of my generation denuded on social media, posting music stories on instagram after breakups, think pieces on linkedin after layoffs

[yung🛠walken @as_a_worker]

put about as much interest in the shapiro vs waltz thing as it deserved (very little) but all i’ll say is it’s sad to see the purported left celebrating the vp pick as if it’s some kind of victory as opposed to internal dem coalition wrangling meant to cynically draw them back in

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(searching for dem candidate to replace biden whose health the public can have confidence in) how about jb pritzker

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what’s cool about flat earthers is that they’ve perceived the fundamental insight of calculus - that infinitesimally small straight lines can be combined to describe a larger curved line - but have misunderstood it in the dumbest way possible

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

it's short for Joan Entertainment Mitchell

[tweetsgerald @tweetsgerald_]

listening to fleet foxes on my way to barry’s bootcamp. identity politics are sure to carry dems to 2014 midterms success

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it’s awesome that josh and benny safdie look like that

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(experiencing a fifth consecutive nyc winter with an avg temp of like 51) el niño is crazy

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headed to clandestino

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suggesting a coworker get on ssris

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[taking a tiny hit from the bowl and immediately going into my notes app] i have pierced the veil of material reality. And this time i mean it

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Donda Kelce

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(defending a friend) yes, for people who don’t know him that well the munchausen by proxy can be off putting,