Jenna ✨

For God I live ❤️ Rest In Heaven Grandmommy 🤍 The Black Hermoine 🪄🍎 1913💛❤️

[Jenna ✨ @tweetsme_softly]

I saw the post about Alabama first and thought to myself you literally have to say Go Dawgs in GA 😭😂. I did it with GA State Patrol and got let go 😂.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I left Alabama. I am in Georgia now.

At 3 a.m. I saw a yellow sign glowing beside the highway.

Waffle House.

I went in. The parking lot was full. At 3 a.m.

I asked the waitress when they close.

She looked at me the way you look at a child who has asked when gravity ends.

She said, "We don't close, baby."

Two things happened in that sentence.

One: I learned Waffle House has never closed. Not at night. Not on Christmas. Not during hurricanes.

Two: she called me "baby."

I am a grown man. I have a mortgage. It repaired something in me I did not know was broken.

I ordered hash browns.

She said, "Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, or topped?"

I did not understand a single word in that sentence.

I said, "Yes."

She nodded and wrote it down. Apparently that was a correct answer.

Then I learned something, and I need you to know I did not invent this.

The United States government measures the strength of hurricanes by whether the Waffle House is open.

Open: the storm is fine.

Limited menu: the storm is serious.

Closed: evacuate. It is over.

This is called the Waffle House Index. FEMA uses it. FEMA. The disaster agency.

Japan built earthquake satellites. America watches a diner.

Both systems work.

At 3 a.m., the Waffle House contained: two truck drivers. A nurse still in scrubs. Four teenagers in prom clothes. One man who had clearly made several mistakes that evening. And one Japanese man with a notebook.

Nobody asked anybody why they were there.

At Waffle House, being there is the answer.

Then a man at the counter noticed my Alabama shirt. It was a gift. Long story.

He did not speak. He pointed at the shirt and shook his head slowly, the way you correct someone in church.

Then he said, quietly: "Go Dawgs."

I panicked and used the only word I own.

"Roll Tide."

Every fork in the building stopped.

The cook looked up from the eggs.

The waitress said, "Baby, no."

I understand now. Every state here has its own word. My word is from one state ago.

The man bought my waffle anyway.

He said, and I am quoting him exactly: "You didn't know. Bless your heart."

I have been told that phrase has two meanings.

I believe I received the gentle one.

I believe.

[Your Fav Disabled Hottie❤️‍🔥 @nilanmorton]

If I’m antiblack for not supporting Black love when it comes at the expense of a Black woman, oh fucking well.

[Mobolanle @iamsalesgirl]

Love island rule has always been clear.. If u couple up day 1 and you pretend to enjoy your couple, using the lady as a safety net until someone you want comes in

You are going home next voting 🤷🏽‍♀️

We hv been living by this for 8 seasons now, get with d program or get out

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Me in the group chat reading everyone’s message but not saying anything

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is 7/11.

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

There are 47 year old men watching this right now, who cannot believe that this is happening

[Jenna ✨ @tweetsme_softly]

I’m supposed to be over indulging in Korean bbq but NO instead I’m fighting for my life trying to get over a summer cold 😢😭

[Caleb @BlountCaleb]

Airlines not giving points for basic flight tickets is a scam

[Jenna ✨ @tweetsme_softly]

I talk about this all the time... I was so scared so straight been fighting for my life to get it recovered ever since!

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I played this game with them people and my credit score dropped 200 points last year. Amex changed my limit and everything.

[Ang.🔆 @barriswestallen]

I’m sorry but to this day, Huda and Chris having a singer in the background singing ‘Moon River’ while they were breaking up fries the fuck out of me. Shit was so unserious cause what😭

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

The only one having a good time is Corbin 😭😭😭😭 he genuinely don’t give a fuck

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Bitch they built a RICO on KC.

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

NATALIE PLEASEEEE SKSJDJKDKD

[yas @adoomies3]

I know Melanie don’t play about Aniya so it was odd that we didn’t hear her clapping back- whole time she stood up to fight the bitch and got removed???? BIG Mela

[✭ val ✭ #freemelanie @westsidemanii]

bryce when he saw the 12 casa boys get off the boat and remembered trinity was a young hoe

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Not a loser bone in her body. Even clocked Sydney having the wavy bussdown. Like my girl was impressed, watched the whole set up locked in 😂

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[Jenna ✨ @tweetsme_softly]

This is how my grandma explained my
Mom’s death to me at 5! I will never forget her making me touch her hand so I could tell it was cold. She was soooo wise and ahead of the curve to help me begin processing . Miss my girly daily ❤️.

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

I'm a funeral director. Nineteen years. You'd think after that long, very little would surprise you. You're wrong.

Last year a father called me after losing his wife in a car accident. Gone instantly. He had a request I'd never heard before.

"I want my seven-year-old twins to see her before the funeral." I hesitated.

Most families shield children from that. His voice cracked. "They keep asking when Mommy is coming home. They still think this is temporary.

I don't know how to help them understand." I spent hours preparing her. More carefully than usual. Not because the work was different.

Because the visitors were. I've prepared thousands of people over the years. That day felt different.

When the twins arrived, they climbed onto a small step stool beside their mother's casket.

The little girl reached for her hand first. Pulled back slightly. "She's cold." Their father knelt beside them. Fighting tears. "Yes, sweetheart.