Tierney

Wandering romantic poet, eater of crisps, drinker of coffee, opinion-giver to the masses, eloquent but sweary.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@Ankaman616 We need that midfield signing now. Without a doubt.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

They're just the absolute worst, aren't they?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@Ankaman616 Absolutely, completely stinking.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

Finally, some good news in this terrible year.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison
https://t.co/7HWkCBSbcB

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

This is crazy.

[Lu @Lucaswoodland]

So, an AI “band” who cite us as an influence (ie, it’s modelled off our music) have just overtaken us on Spotify, in only TWO months.

It’s shocking, it’s disheartening, it’s insulting - most importantly - it’s a wake up call.

Oppose AI music, or bands like us stop existing.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

Shane's the man isn't he? #RyderCup2025

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

This whole thing is a joke without Ryan Giggs.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Home of the greats.

Two more players will be voted into the Premier League Hall of Fame in 2025...

👀🔜

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@AbzBusquets Hall of fame bad tweet tbf.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

Pep self-harmed and talked about wanting to hurt himself, and he didn't get this treatment.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

It’s an experience, watching Ruben Amorim during a game. He is the most stressed man in the world.

Whatever your job is — brain surgeon, air traffic controller, whoever deals with the transfer paperwork at Chelsea — you are not as stressed as the Manchester United manager.

He constantly moves. He shuttles back and forth between dugout and the touchline.

When there, he paces constantly: it’s genuinely noticeable that the ground in the home technical area is more worn than the away.

It’s like the baseline at Wimbledon on the first day of the championships compared to the last, after Carlos Alcaraz and Aryna Sabalenka and Jannik Sinner have pounded across it for two weeks.

He’s permanently tense. His hands are very slightly raised, fists half-bunched, as if he’s anticipating throwing them up in either celebration or despair.

It looks like you could twang the tendons on his forearms and get a decent tune out of them.

@NickMiller79 watches Ruben Amorim for 90 minutes during their narrow win over Burnley.

🔗 https://t.co/6BeZ8tewO7

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@ronaldobrown_98 What are your feelings on the manager, Ronnie? I cannot understand how someone like Kobbie can't find a home in this team.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

I've never disliked a United player as much as this guy. He needs to go forever.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚫 Jadon Sancho’s agent also informed AS Roma of their decision not to accept the proposal.

Sancho wants to consider other clubs’ proposals and AS Roma will now look at different options.

Man Utd hope for similar proposals to follow, around £20m as they were ready to accept.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@GavanCasey Twice? Those are rookie numbers 😂 unbelievable gig.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

Ah, that's disappointing.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Brighton manager Fabian Hürzeler on Carlos Baleba and Man United interest: “I am very, very confident Baleba will stay with us”.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@premierleague @Ankaman616 surely some form of copyright infringement here??

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@all90saltrock Be Here Now, easily.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

But what about him getting to play under Eddie Howe? #NUFC are having an all time disaster of a transfer window, and it is GLORIOUS.

Who's that team we call United?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Benjamin Šeško has reached total agreement with Manchester United on personal terms. Contract until June 2030.

Šeško wants to join United, clear feeling revealed yesterday here. Never gave similar indication to other clubs.

🔛 Club to club talks with RB Leipzig continue.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

He is the world's biggest fanny

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

🚨 Mikel Arteta doesn’t like the semantics of the word ‘friendly’, and internally he refers to these games as ‘tests’. ❌ [@gunnerblog]

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

@MrStephenHowson Kobbie, Ugarte, Cunha, Dorgu, Bruno (obvs) all very good.
Second team, I know it's full of youngsters, but there's a big falloff.
Bayindir, very concerning.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

Harry Maguire is not better than de Ligt, no matter how often certain people on the Internet insist he is.

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

Bruno Fernandes. Still the best player in the world. #MUFC

[Tierney @tweetsoftierney]

I do not love Bayindir.