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Tune into @BusinessRadioX to hear @PatrickLynchATL, @shrmatl, and @memocorea, managing director, Paragonlabs discuss the benefits of SHRM Membership, workplace tech innovations, and more! https://t.co/7jvlXo6zk1 #hr

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Atlanta Business Radio Show now on Flipboard. Don't miss an episode

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#UnlikelyRealityShowAward

Most Likely to Suck Seed

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#DumbThingsToBeArrestedFor

Illegal Dumping - For pooping in a store without buying anything

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#ThingsITakeForGranted
That @HashtagRoundup will come up with a hashtag topic

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#ReasonsForATantrum
I'm following my friend to a party on the highway and she has her blinker on for 6 exits before we get off. How do you not know your blinker is on for that long? Don't you hear it?

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#IAintBeenTheSameSince
@ConanOBrien got roasted by Larry David. You know what I'm talking about @AndyRichter

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#KidsTodayin4Words Wanna take a selfie?

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#WithMotivationICould reach the remote and change the channel off cnn

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#ItsBetterToBe2ndBestAt hand grenade catching

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#SillyExcusesForBeingLate The policeman who pulled me over wouldn't let me leave until I watched a video of his grandson saying "I pooped"

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#IHadTroubleWith bullies until I learned how to run fast

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#BestInterviewQuestions What's the thing you're most proud of stealing from your last job?

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#ImProudWhen I finish my coffee before it gets cold

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#SpeedDatingPickupLines They call me Mr. Positive. Mr. HIV Positive

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#IdRatherHaveHiccupsThan Fartcups

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#NewThemeDays, Mullet Mondays. Whisper Wednesdays. Thong Thursdays.

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#DemocracyIn5Words Most people are treated equal-ish

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#BatmanSupermanFeudOrigin Batman found out Superman cheated on him with Matt Damon

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#PoliticalWesterns True Mitt.