SweetTweets ™‏

I don’t care who the biggest fish in the pond is, I’m a whole other animal.

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

I’m not good at pushups, I’m bad at pull ups, but fuck ups let’s me tell ya ..

[Sea Father Whitty @Whip_Skitty]

Sometime a girl is gonna ask me a question and then an hour later I’ll end my sentence with “no. Submarines don’t have windows.” And she will have an hour worth of knowledge she probably didn’t need about whatever topic my brain is focused on that day.

[Alex Moran @BMS_Moran7]

Girls who watch BMS are wife material

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

@CBCNews @RosieBarton The virus was intentionally introduced into an aging addicted population. #COVIDIOT #COVID

[CBC News @CBCNews]

COVID-19 update: Trudeau addresses Canadians | Special coverage with @RosieBarton https://t.co/mEGwtwcEJ4 https://t.co/MomzHMGiop

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

In a world where everything can be gone in no time, we oughta just get along and have a good time. #day38oflockdown #MayThe4th #worldwide

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

all I want is #sex #sleep #tobeshotinthehead

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

My period but he’s got the mood swings. #thefuckdoesthatwork #PeriodProblems #moodswings

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

Terribly sorry about your childhood leaving a hole in your heart that only dicks can fill. #humour #joke #meme #skanks

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

Good friends know all your stories, best friends live them with you.

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

Get the fuck out of here and go home #coronavirus you’re drunk and the bars closing.
#COVID #Covid_19

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

Life is a graveyard. We all die alone. #COVID19 #COVID #BPD #livinghell

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

#watchmedownmyselfinalcohol

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

Realizing you are the red flag. 🧐

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

#iwastodayyearsold

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

Brains running like it has 37 tabs open. #youneverknow

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

@_blueskiesXX Needed this in my life #feelinsomeway

[SweetTweets ™‏ @tweetstoosweet]

When he goes and does to much coke but you still wanna ...

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

I vow to never learn who this guy is.