Shit tweets

I tweet, therefore I am; I am, therefore I poop and therefore I tweet. Supreme dick energy

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Can y'all shut the fuck up with your positive vibes they clearly haven't worked since 2016 and there's good evidence to suggest that they're making things worse 🤔

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Thinking about the time I was getting on a bus and the guy in front of me slipped and dropped a handful of change and without missing a beat the driver said "dam Sonic u good?"

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who's pooping

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@BernardGaynor "Don't get raped" and not "don't rape" ...

You ever tried just not being the worst?

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@BernardGaynor Holy fuck ...

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@FATBOYNOW @SkyNewsAust @DanielAndrewsMP Lol

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Haha bean

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Bean a hwile

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Ronald Dump haha

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Oi how good's #DonaldTrump 👍

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Oi how good's #DonaldTrump 👍

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Taking a #shit

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Been a while

[Busty St Claire @Busty_St_Clair]

#Neighbours is far better than #HomeandAway

#FIGHTME

[Busty St Claire @Busty_St_Clair]

#JarJarBinks #Justice4JarJar #Myboi

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@VictoriaOsteen *cough*

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@SkyNewsAust #PrayAwayTheCovid

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@JoyceMeyer #ChooseWetAssPussy

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@theheraldsun ... and?

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@deemadigan @barryrutherford @woolworths Looks and sounds it

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

Australia has a long history of having diseased white people dock their boats in the harbour & disembarking. Nothing new here.