A s h ♡

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When someone says fix your attitude

ME:

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Razai ke andar phone chalana isn't easy, baar baar saans lene ke liye Whale ki tarah bahar aana padta hai

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A movie which made our childhood so memorable 😍✨

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When you visit chakki to get your atta

Chakki wala:

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The zoo is the only place where all the prisoners are innocent

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Play store: Your apps needs update

Me:

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Me in childhood: Me bade hokar sab gareeb logo ki help karunga.

Me now:

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sometimes this isn't enough, I need it lower

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Boy's In Every Situation

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Diwali Pe Gifts Dene Aaye Relatives Please Diwali Ki Baat Kare Mere Result Aur Career Ki Nahi.

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"VIBE NAHI BAITH RAHI"
Bolke Lectures Aur College Se Bhaag Jaane Ka Mann Karta Hai...

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Kash main dhokebaz hota.

To aaj main bhi khus rahta.

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Han Bro Main Wahin Hun Jiske Hone Ya Na Hone Se Kisi Ko Bhi Fark Nahi Padtaa

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Jada Cool mat bano, Bachpan me tum bhi "2 ones are 2" ko "2 one zaa 2" hi bolte the

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महफ़िल में चर्चे नशे के हो रहे थे,
मैं जिक्र तेरी chuत का कर आया।

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Tum body banate reh jaoge,
Ushko D⭑GGY koi aur bana jayega.

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दिल और Lanड दोनों तैयार रखो,
जो जिसके लायक हो दे दिया करो..!!

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Condom और ताबीज़ हमेशा जेब में रखों,
पता नहीं भूत और Chuत कब मिल जाये..!!

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When you realize bananas
without the "b" is pineapple 🍍

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Zindagi discovery channel jaisi hogyi hai. Koi saanp, koi lomdi, to koi girgit bana ghoom raha hai...!