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I’m named Meriwether what else do you want

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Thought this girl had a sick, “cat-aholic” shirt on, but noooooooo it said catholic

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Hey sorry I haven’t posted, I’ve been happy and mentally stable

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That’s not very feed two birds with one scone of you

[Charlie @chardypf]

Saoirse Ronan when you ask her how many wonders of the world there are and she has to think about it for a second

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@thehalocline Chapstick!

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Hi everyone I was just Trisha Paytass first like on a TikTok so that’s how todays going

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Nothing seems as bad with your hair up

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Answer my sister’s call or continue listening to Hot in It

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Hold on let me finish tonguing my Oreo and say that again

[popculturediedin2009 @pcd2009]

this week ten years ago, kristen stewart was caught cheating on boyfriend robert pattinson with her "snow white and the huntsman" director rupert sanders:

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I’m in my post- Covid, immunity slut era

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The Covid to missing the family beach trip pipeline is tough

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Waiting for Ben & Jerry’s to collab with Pepto Bismol

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I just want to go to bed not be googling how to politely cancel a date at 1040 on a Tuesday

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Realizing my entire life is just an elaborate experience to see how many episodes of married at first sight a person can watch before going crazy

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Elon Musk backed out because he saw this tweet

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Happy Valentine's Day from me and my boyfriends LOML

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Raised the age range up to 30 it’s getting dire

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I know understand why Austin Butler is the way he is

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@alwayskeelinit And our team of women got third muahaha

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Met my boss for coffee this morning and had my feet on the leg of the table only it wasn’t the leg of the table it was my male bosses leg and I was playing footsie with him the whole time and he said nothing