Laura Simone

Struggles with keys, fills silences, no follow through.

[Laura Simone @tweibow]

Sign this petition and help oppose this shit-ass bill that will destroy protected land and won’t lead to affordable housing. Stop Bill 23. https://t.co/i45crddOdJ via @leadnowca

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@andiehongcomedy Sending you love Andie ❤️

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Shticks & Giggles Live: How does feminism fit into Jewish comedy? — watch the conversation today at noon (or anytime after) ⁦@stalkingnatalie⁩ ⁦@tweibow⁩ https://t.co/A24GOYwVTw

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Between bowel diseases and mental health issues, Jews are a sickly people. But comedy runs in our veins—so @dantheguyrosen and @RyanZComedy join @tweibow to explain how they make light of the least funny parts of their lives. https://t.co/NBs2DI2w5y

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@chrislockeworld @ladywriterette @TheMaeMartin @TheDanforthMH Great great show, too randy a crowd

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Tune in today at 1 pm, we’re talking standup comedy and chronic illness!

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This Sunday! Tune in LIVE to watch our new comedy podcast with @tweibow unfold before your very eyes. Feat. @dantheguyrosen and @RyanZComedy

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Listen to our live stream tomorrow friends

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This Sunday! Tune in LIVE to watch our new comedy podcast with @tweibow unfold before your very eyes. Feat. @dantheguyrosen and @RyanZComedy

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@DylanGott Oh man Dylan that really sucks 😢

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@nicknemeroff I thought I sounded familiar

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@EnglishHeritage @PayGapApp Ah yes. 2020. The year we all first heard about pay gaps.

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@colleenwith2ees https://t.co/VNlMfm4wW1

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@NoahGarfinkel Pussies silenced once again

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@nicknemeroff Wow. Agreed.

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My toxic trait is always giving my divorced parents each other’s sign-in info for subscription services. Whether they want it or not.

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Yoko Ono like “oh THAT’S who I’ve been hanging out with for the last week“

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I hate when the beauty counter people at shoppers go pick you out a free sample product because it’s usually called something damning like “serum for disgusting whores with acne and dry patches and scoliosis”

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This week on “A Few of My Favourite Jews” I spoke with the charming, hilarious, Seinfeld-aficionado Leah Abrahams about the show, the man, and what makes us wet! If this is info that would be pertinent to you or your family then give us a listen!

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@DylanGott I have this email starred as important in my gmail

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What about a prank show where I go around wrapping people tightly in blankets and then I say “you just got swaddled bro!”