Josh Alferez

Consumer of online content and off-brand Oreos, Grammar Enthusiast and former co-host of a defunct podcast about iCarly.

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I feel no shame in admitting that, for most of my adult life, I've struggled with addictions to both food and alcohol.

Right now I WOULD KILL for a Bacon Double Cheese Bourbon

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What a Queen!

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I’ve still never used ChatGPT. It’s unbelievably easy not to.

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1, 2, 4, 5, 3, 6

Then, if you feel like it, 7, 8, 9

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I’ve never seen Star Wars. My goals is to watch all 9 Episode movies this summer. How do I watch?:

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I see a lot of people saying they didn't like #TheMandalorianAndGrogu

They are incorrect.

That movie rules. I loved it.

Unabashedly.

I consider it, without hyperbole, to be one of the most significant accomplishments in all of human civilization.

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I can't believe that 5 seasons of "The Boys" didn't culminate with Butcher, Hughie, Frenchie and Milk singing Billy Joel's "For the Longest Time" in 4 part harmony.

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There has been at least one "Jay and Silent Bob" movie in each of the last 4 decades
Clerks (1994)
Clerks II (2006)
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)
Clerks III (2022)

@ThatKevinSmith is one prolific motherfucker!

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My WNBA Fantasy draft is tomorrow. I still can't decide what's a better team name

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If I had a punk band it would be called Tits Out at the Bowling Alley.

Our fans would call us TOATBA and call themselves Tote Baggers.

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Shocked to learn many people imagine themselves in place of a book's protagonist while reading.

This is PSYCHOPATH BEHAVIOR.

This is like learning about the "poop knife" all over again.

This has to be the reason so many modern books are written in 1st person, present tense.

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I've lived in Canada my whole life and I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever pronounce "Swiss Chalet" correctly

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My barista wrote "BEG" on my cup this morning and my first thought was that she took one look at me and clocked me as a Submissive.

I was halfway home when I remembered I had ordered a Blueberry Earl Grey latte...

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I've never really liked Mountain Dew.
But I, sure as shit, love me some Charleston Chew.

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@manicpixilexi 😄 Lexapro is antidepressants

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People who ask chatGPT anything are stupid.

People who say "I asked chatGPT..." are proud to publicly display their stupidity.

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@KavenMabunda @UpdatingOnRome He has a mouse in his pocket.

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Primary goal of 2026: Get a 365 day streak.

Secondary goal: Solve every puzzle before 6am

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Doing it immediately after waking up adds to the challenge.

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This was an even better comeback than the Bears vs Packers!

Wordle 1,667 6/6*

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A.I. is garbage.