Tim Heritage

Copywriter for the ears.

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@Baddiel I liked it when Thomas brought James on for Gordon.

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This World Cup is like trying to follow a particularly complicated TV drama. I've no idea what's going on, there are far too many characters and the likelihood is I'll fall asleep just before something important happens. #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup

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Lovely suprise to see the wonderful @josielawrence1 pop up in an episode of Poirot. Then some bastard shot her. Twice. Up yours 2026.

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@campbellclaret But will it be Tree Of The Month?

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@Herring1967 I always thought that was the sentiment. 'Feed The World?? What? Even PUTNEY?'

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@thistimesurely I'm the same with The Monkees and Jedward.

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@thistimesurely They could always have two drummers like Shawaddywaddy.

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@thistimesurely Has to be White. He's the only one that would really make a difference to the sound to my ears. I suspect he has a massive beard these days though which might get in the way of the drums. Bass parts not very complicated so stick an ad in Melody Maker.

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@JonJonesSnr Yeah that was a challenge by the time Heskey scored.

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@TherealNihal Now she's available we could try her alongside Declan Rice.

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@rufusjones1 That's the problem with the Conservatives. Can't even do being a cunt properly.

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@DarrenAltman More like 90 minutes of embarrassed frustration followed by a spectacular climax. Seconds sorry.

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@TheSimonEvans Pre-match apples v the Swiss?

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@Baddiel They could do with some pragmatism.

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@thistimesurely He'll bring on Palmer, Bellingham will get sent off then he'll sacrifice Palmer and bring on Gallagher.

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@Baddiel @jonathanliew It's a very heavy shirt. And shorts. Short shirt shorts.

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@5liveSport @BBCSounds Bleurgh. Very Icelandic draw. 2016 was rubbish and it's happening again.

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*Eng win on shit pens

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@thistimesurely Shades of Iceland 2016.