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Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
Chillin' on the roof deck, sippin' a macchiato... God, that coffee machine adds too much sugar.
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San Francisco
Joined June 2012
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Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 10 years ago
#1: if they booked the entire AT&T park they could have at least gotten the Giants to play a game for us
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 11 years ago
#1: How was there no free Pizza Hut at this tea time?! π
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 11 years ago
#1: I heard the nap rooms are going to use no name 50-thread count sheets. How am I supposed nap on fucking sandpaper? π€
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 11 years ago
#1: ugh what's with all this science? I already do science all day at work
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matt knox
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"mysterious kilted wind", ask 1st qs, end awk pauses. ex-tweep, snoo, love to help people, especially technologists. Actively angel investing/advising.
BigT
@zed
4x-dad. @freddyrosen is my spirit animal. Loving husband of @kimberleymrosen
Peter Morelli
@pmorelli
Co-founder and CEO https://t.co/8j8MeZvZhu. I like to build things, fast.
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 11 years ago
#1: Think I can expense this umbrella? #2: Dream bigger. I expensed my Uber SUV
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 11 years ago
#1: They should install flood lights outside HQ so it isn't so damned depressing outside at 5pm! #2: UV-lamps, so I can tan on the roof.
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
almost 12 years ago
#1: If Lorde was doing a show at Benu it'd really simplify my plans tonight
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
almost 12 years ago
#1: FUCK! the Taskrabbit I hired to camp in front of the twoffice mailroom line cancelled on me!
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
almost 12 years ago
#1: when I pull to refresh my stocks app twice and $TWTR hasn't gone up I wouldn't mind someone else's shares injected into my account
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
almost 12 years ago
#1: Oh great, now I need to pay for an accountant...
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
almost 12 years ago
#1: a secret service dude is blocking my view π€
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
about 12 years ago
#1: wait... the market opens at 9:30am EST??!
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
about 12 years ago
#1: Cheer up, losing 10% of 10 boats is still 9 boats.
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
about 12 years ago
#1: So sad right now I can barely finish my sashimi.
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
about 12 years ago
#1: Kinda upset I didn't hear about Dirty Habit in Tweetbeat.
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
about 12 years ago
#1: he's right... the log cabins *would* make excellent massage rooms
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
about 12 years ago
#1: what's the go/link to roll my 401k into the sushi bar?
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
about 12 years ago
#1: if they close the office they should at least give us a stipend for lunch!
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 12 years ago
#1: Really hoping that the log cabins are for a sauna + jacuzzi
Lawrence T. Bird
@twentitled
over 12 years ago
#1: An open lunch table on a rainy day is worth at least 1 BTC.
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