Elisha🔅

@ayoungvolcano Wife • Mom • Science Educator • Black Lives Matter

[Tyler @BadAtSoup]

Eloise made a super cute noise and Elisha whirled around to look at me and said "I want another" I was like another baby??? She goes "no, another glass of champagne"

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

@particlequeer Sending love, my friend. I know how hard this is and I’m proud of you

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

@abbygov Then why did you write the story!?

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

@_KanyeWeast 😣

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@womenpostingws

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

Basic move putting “wife and mom” in my bio but it warms my heart to see it written out 😭

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

Short lived celebration bc her husband refuses to get vaccinated. Time to bully again

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

I HAVE BULLIED MY MOM INTO GETTING VACCINATED

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@_KanyeWeast Lol me

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

boo radley has changed a lot since I was a member

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!!

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

@_KanyeWeast I hope you’re okay but this tweet is so funny hahaha

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

I HAVE BULLIED MY MOM INTO GETTING VACCINATED

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

@rachelbules I did because I have family members terrified of getting vaccinated (conspiracy theories galore) so documenting my own dose for them AND showing pride felt important

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

Me: do these look like mom shoes?
Tyler: I’ve got bad news for you

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

That’s a Pokémon

[Carmico & Miffy 🐰 OUT NOW!! @carmiico]

i just found out about leaf sheep slugs and that they photosynthesize!! look at their lil eyes and blushy cheeks what!!!!

[illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @kcdanger]

someone said oldest daughters are the reason that america's parents are vaccinated and I...phew

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

@NecroDogma Yeeeeees, I was sore after the first and tired (but also a new mom so you get to pick which you think caused fatigue 😆)

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

Logging on to twitter dot com to check out updates on cinnamon toast shrimp as I count down the hours til my second vaccine dose tonight

[Elisha🔅 @twentyonehumans]

@_KanyeWeast POST PANDEMIC, BIG YES