Twerking4ThinMints

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

– Alexander Woollcott

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@criminalminds noooooo! I don't want you to catch #sicarius

[JFKFAN @JFKFAN]

@Acyn We are a Nation of morons

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Are you effing kidding me?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents

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@CWILLIS11 @deaflibertarian @WhiteHouse Except trump actually posted this... Trump has the dumbest cult members, I swear

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@deaflibertarian @WhiteHouse Trump literally posted this on his own account. But I get it. Cult members thank as their told. God forbid you use your own brain

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@WhiteHouse Who's running this account?! Made sure that EVERYONE saw this 🤣🤣🤣

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@realDonaldTrump DUE PROCESS! I can use all caps too!

[Nerds for Humanity 🇺🇸 📊 🤓 @nerds_humanity]

@realDonaldTrump Make these arguments in a court of law and then follow the process. You can't run a country via Twitter posts no matter how many capital letters you use.

[Sprite @Sprite]

We finally figured it out. Limited Edition McDonald’s Sprite ⚡️😏

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@Crunchyroll yo! Did your site just go down? I can't get it to work. Even the app isn't working

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Might be my first post since the platform became X. What are tweets called now? 😆

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@elmo Sorry we depressed you, Elmo ❤️❤️❤️

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@elmo I'm tired, Elmo. Sometimes I wish I just didn't wake up 🥺

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#OniichanChoso #jjk #jjk246

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@BarRescue watch s3 e27 brawlin' babes at 11:34 into it I had to pause cause I swear dude is 5 sec away from unaliving himself 🤯 I feel for him. Ok, my own anxiety is back to normal. Let's finish this!

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Super sad this is the last season of @RezDogsFX I will always say "in that good way" for the rest of my life ❤️

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@Tiffany_Gomas No lie, I still would have gotten off the plane too. Can't risk that shit, man

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@charles_alfano Why am I getting a notification about this?!

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@ShadayaKnight You sound like a sad and lonely person. I feel bad for you.

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@shelbybscott @scareyoutosleep Yes! Because that is one of my biggest irl fears! 🤣

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Listening to my first guided nightmare on @scareyoutosleep and when @shelbybscott says "you wake up around 3am" as I crawl into bed around 4 to 6 AM 😆 #graveyard #graveyardshift #nightowl #insomnia #ADHD #neurospicy