dj cumdumpster

a divine abomination

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

This perspective is just too powerful

[blue @bluewmist]

my mom once told me "accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others" and that shit is real.

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

if hurting me don’t hurt you don’t ever tell me you love me.

[AdnaanJnr @AdnaanJnr]

This is where it all started.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It helps ugly and shy people to have sex.

[. @_siiphaa]

i love us genZ’s .. the youngest at the office asked for a day off today cos his going through a break-up 😭

[$ @jxtsummer]

i either have an insane obsession or no feelings at all

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[miia @miiagarro]

men be like “i want you” yeah to suffer

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

8 year old me telling my parents I have a science project due tomorrow that I haven’t started

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

sometimes your cat starts following you around more than usual and it's like okay are you dying or am i

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dragons are actually real, because why would the Chinese calendar consist entirely of real animals and then include one lone mythical creature?

[Pat (R.I.P. Akira Toriyama) @PorscheofSports]

Its the principle of it all. Yeah he could ride his dragon and desecrate anybody who challenges him. But he has to let them know they can't fuck with him dragon or not

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Every time a dragon disobeys, Rhaenyra loses a child.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.

[ilayda targaryen @lilturta]

syrax seni her şeyden korumak istiorum meleim...💕🎀