God of Booty Clappin

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

@ShedrackLfc Send me that link Chief, please. 🙏🏾

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

As soon as I saw #KattWilliams bring up the blind kid, I knew exactly where it was going. The internet has ruined me lmao 💀

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

@WesNemo Subsctibed my guy. Best of luck with your channel and its growth

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

R Kelly got 30 years. Mans went from being trapped in a closet, to being trapped in a prison cell.

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

When bubba hooks you, then goes off and hides in a corner as his terror radius and red stain go away

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

When you’re on the bigger side, but you wanna spice things up with a sex swing

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

When you pick up extra and you hear the supervisor talking about you getting mandated

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

When your check is wrong for the 3rd week in a row and the manager blames you for not checking your time card like that’s somehow your responsibility

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

@IGN So Dead By Daylight: DBZ edition?

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

Buzz Lightyear looks like he’d give me a $500 speeding ticket for going 6 over

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

When you escape into the supply room to reclaim your sanity and someone walks in, so you gotta pretend that you weren’t staring at ABD pads and lubricant for the past 5 minutes

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

Night shift nurses leaving work trying to find someone to drink margaritas with them at 8am

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

How the devil was sitting there trying not to use his devil ray to turn this hillbilly kid from Georgia into a potato after losing a fiddle battle.

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

When you wanna get freaky, but y’all are on a budget

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

Trillville: "And I'll follow that ass in the mall"

Middle school me: "IN THE MALLLLLL"

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

@DejaRu22 Nigga you don’t need a billion dollars with math skills like that. I could tell you sat in math class and fell asleep, then wondered why everyone got the answer 52 for question #4 while you got Abraham Lincoln.

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

Boston Tea Party: The original dunking booth

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

When you been feared for centuries as a man-devouring vampire and now 183 niggas are lined up on your front lawn with flyswatters and spoons

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

Me the moment when that fat stimmy drops in my account

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

Because we lack spider booty