Theresa

I'm a single mom, academic advisor at UT, and expert picture framer. Oh, and just a really cool person overall.

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@SarahRemelius I thought you meant Nathaniel! Happy birthday!!

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@mookthee You are drop dead gorgeous either way and a boss bitch at that.

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@Theholisticpsyc Dad, I’m resentful that apparently you were a great father to my step and half sisters and they got to have a father and I didn’t. You chose them and abandoned me.

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@Theholisticpsyc Can an only child be a lost child? I was the only child of a single mother who was alcoholic, and this description sounds so muck like me. I think I have overcome these issues in the workplace, but I still don’t process conflict well in a relationship.

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@mookthee Gorgeous, all the time.

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@Phil_Sledge Ready for a road trip!

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@Phil_Sledge

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@joncoopertweets She is a terrible human, but she can’t help her underboob sweat. We shouldn’t criticize her for that. Just for every single other thing.

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@Phil_Sledge ❤️ Storm ❤️

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@tjohnson1960 Happy birthday from Blue and me!

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@NiallHarbison I love Rodney. I wish I lived close enough to adopt him!

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@RemadnaKXAN Mine has been out since Wednesday morning. It came on for a bit that night and back out around 4am Thursday and has stayed out since then.

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@mmpadellan I think it’s 43 outside and maybe inside, too. I live in Austin, TX, and our city can’t handle ice storms. So, this is day 3 without power.

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@JoJoFromJerz Mustard. Even the smell of it can do it for me.

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@JoJoFromJerz I hate mustard and mayonnaise and can barely tolerate cheese. Also, i prefer a chocolate chip cookie with as few chocolate chips as possible.

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@blairsocci I use Dawn dishwashing soap. It does a great job of getting the grease out. Just rub it into the stain and let it sit for a bit before washing.

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@CrumblCookies

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@mikedeestro @HEB Those chips are so good.

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@JoJoFromJerz Also, realator and jewllery and veteran.

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@JoJoFromJerz Undoubtably