timothy white

[timothy white @twfiasco]

Is the KFC Colonel sitting behind home plate at tonight’s World Series game?
#KFC #MLB #worldseries

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@HalfAcreBeer @FirestoneWalker Super dope collab

[timothy white @twfiasco]

⁦@GavinNewsom⁩ ⁦@GovernorShapiro⁩ ⁦@GovPritzker⁩ ⁦@GovWesMoore⁩ ⁦@GovWhitmer⁩ ⁦@NC_Governor⁩ ⁦@GovAndyBeshear⁩

… you’re on the clock

#2028

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@GavinNewsom @GovernorShapiro @GovPritzker @GovWesMoore @NC_Governor @GovAndyBeshear @GovWhitmer

… You’re on the clock

#2028

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@markscheffler Does one need to be a good speller to be a digital sleuth?

[timothy white @twfiasco]

I hope the @DNC pulls Richie Daley out of hiding for a prime time speech at the Chicago convention. #DNC2024CHICAGO #richiedaley #mayordaley

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@jus10chi @CrainsChicago The city should take ownership of all parking lots of any stadium that involves public funding. There’s no value to taxpayers to subsidize a private sports team worth $5b.

[timothy white @twfiasco]

I think @NASCAR in Chicago should have to drive on city streets under construction to test their skills & patience like people who live in Chicago. #nascarchicago

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@chiptallent @FightHaven The kid deserved it

[timothy white @twfiasco]

I had an 8-month background check, digital fingerprint scans & an in-person interview all so I could stand in a different TSA lane at the airport. No one bothers to verify if a NY congressional candidate lied about his education, work experience & family history. #santosscam

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@TheMaltingHour @HalfAcreBeer @TheMaltingHour Uh, I tried to buy it and it was sold out by 10am.

[timothy white @twfiasco]

What if public transit offered frequency discounts to riders to incentivize ridership. The more ride during a month, the cheaper the fare. #LAMetro Chicago #CTA

[timothy white @twfiasco]

My Uber has been 0 minutes away for the past 4 minutes. #ubertime

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@HalfAcreBeer 🖐

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[timothy white @twfiasco]

At age 16 you receive a lifetime’s drivers license. I know the DMV can be a hassle but shouldn’t we have to pass a road exam at least once every 10 years?

[timothy white @twfiasco]

@Curbed @awalkerinLA At age 16 you pass 1 road exam and receive a lifetime drivers license.

[Half Acre Beer @HalfAcreBeer]

Neighbors, if you see a black cat that walks with its head tilted to the side and squeaks, please contact Dante's family. Thank you.

[Dan Boyd | Story Teller Finder @StoryLuck]

Robbed at gunpoint.

That's Chicago.

Friend finds your phone dumped randomly on the street and buys you beer for your trouble?

Also pretty Chicago. TBH.

(This is a true story. Not an Ad for @HalfAcreBeer)

[timothy white @twfiasco]

What if it were illegal in America for a man to have sexual intercourse with a women without wearing a condom unless both parties declare consent to possibly raising a child together