Grassy Noel

Ticked-off progressive in the PRS. BLM, pro-choice, anti-MAGAt. Mostly on Threads now. You fascists are bound to lose!

[Grassy Noel @TWGD17]

@ronnui_ @AshleyAlready Reminds me of this all-timer

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@Jim_Jordan Tick… tick… tick

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@SenJohnKennedy Bad news, Senator: there’s only one idiot in that image you’ve attached, and it’s not Jack Smith. He’s doing the lord’s work trying to protect this country and its constitution from the kleptocratic Russian assets and cult fanatics who are destroying democracy while you gibber.

[Grassy Noel @TWGD17]

@SenatorHagerty @Verizon Senator, you taking on Jack Smith in a court of law is like me taking on LeBron James on a court of basketball. You will be repeatedly dunked on and embarrassed and you will lose resoundingly.

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@axios Just like when George H.W. Bush chose Dan Quayle as his VP, Vance needs to choose someone dumber than he is… which limits his options.

This scoop of 💩 from Sen. Schmitt won’t age well. Take it bAxios!

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@laralogan Sounds like the deranged ranting of someone dense enough to skydive without a helmet.

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If we want to ensure Tr*** will protect it forever, rename it Lake Epstein Predators

[Rep. Debbie Dingell @RepDebDingell]

Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.

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@Clemencerobin Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O’s!

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@angel_0f_deathx We’ll come back betterer than beforier

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@ThePunnyWorld Is this the start of a Nelson Riddle–themed joke?

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Pretty sure he pulled the perimeters of the deal from his perineum.

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

There is no indication — based on reporting from us & others — that any proposal currently being discussed amounts to “an end to Iran’s nuclear threat.”

And details related to the strait remain extremely limited. Sources only making clear it involves some sort of potential agreement with Oman.

[Grassy Noel @TWGD17]

@beaumont_valois Amazing how she writes in a font

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@Super70sSports Is anyone in the crowd not white?

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@jpula23687 @GeraldoRivera Pretty hilarious of you to use the phrase “most inept, deceitful and corrupt Pres in US h[i]story” and NOT be talking about the Orange Nightmare.

Also, Geraldo, the guy takes a lot of Adderall.

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Smells terrible too

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@elonmusk You mean in the 2024 presidential election, right, when all the vote tallies were routed through Starlink and your chosen felon just happened to win all seven swing states by small margins?

To quote yourself, go f*** yourself.

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https://t.co/UdWoh1uGEq

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@RobertaFresque2 Peter Green of early Fleetwood Mac

And probably the most overlooked monster talent that many people have never heard of is Richard Thompson

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@hicasamadim 254

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@KyleBusch Vernal Fall! I was there in March! Hope you kept going on the John Muir trail—truly astonishing.

[Grassy Noel @TWGD17]

From Russia with Love

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

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