Tom Krenny

I wanna be the middle guy in the human centipede

[Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra]

Lenny Dykstra's emergency statement on Feminism https://t.co/Li2yDWcVPM

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

Not everyone is a victim. Some people are just stupid. #fact

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

Fuck you @chipkelly

[Kristin @krisliz13]

Voted for @Starbucks #PumpkinSpiceLatte. Winner is half off Sat 12/20 12pm-close (US+CA). We can do this! #TeamPSL http://t.co/mA5Iui04Iw

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@lexiipantss @TG3TTY @Caalypso_O creep that me and Krenny are making the same faces

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 @JoepatPat black yeti sighting?! #howmanypointsisthat #greggers

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 how many points is a pound of bacon? #dinner

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 gotta read that

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 http://t.co/OCbeoGHEkk

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

Put a seat belt on a toilet today. No lie. #firsttimeforeverything

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 what were you saying about Simmons earlier today? #hattrick #canadian #donaldbrashear #realrap #theotheryetti #tastethesalt

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 whooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 yeah I saw that, apparently a black yeti was hit on the tracks of the market Frankfort line. #guesstheyfoundhim

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 Kathy is a lying whore. #shessnowedinhertrailerpark

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 as I left Dr Do-nothing said "Thanks so much for your help, you were great on that machine" #thanks,wannasignmyyearbook

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 the #MissingBlackYeti must've been in hibernation mode. They are most docile while hibernating

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 that guys is clearly an asshole. Also he prob never went to highschool. Any luck on that APB on the large black man?

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@facemon316 man on the tiddy box just said 9-16", is this fuckin for real? #wearefuckedagain #snowpacolypse #polarvortex #snowmagedon

[Tom Krenny @twgetty]

@Sass_Class you know it. #congrats