Nathan Dye

My kids say something funny every day. This is how I'm choosing to remember it all. Funny. Sad. Or just plain amazing.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

A mom drinks at her 11-year-old’s football practices.

Yesterday she brought wine in a Hydro Flask and an actual wine glass. Sat on the bench with a book. Poured a glass.

Another mom walks up: “Are you drinking wine at football practice?”

Yes. Yes she is.

She argues that practices are three freaking hours. She doesn’t leave him there. She did that once when he was 9 and they ended early and left him standing there alone. So she stays. She has no idea what’s happening on the field. She hates sports. She has zero sense for any of it.

What the hell else are you supposed to do?

Just hand the keys over to the kid next time.

[Nathan Dye @twicethefunny]

@stickermule I think what you were trying to say was this...

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@grahamallen Jesus was a progressive socialist with communist ideas that rebelled against the tyrannical religious indoctrination systems...kirk cameron would have hated him now.

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@GeorgeTakei Is it a lake…or more of a swamp?

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@Luvurneighbor68 This is incredible

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@KariLake Feels weirdly familiar…

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@JasonSCampbell The blood in our veins is actually blue. Just sayin. Science.

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@KellyCraftKY Every time i see something this stupid from someone like you, i can’t get this out of my head.

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@RexChapman

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@KellyCraftKY or...and hear me out...you can also ACT. Make substantial changes that keeps you from having to unite and pray every single day. Uniting and praying is for churches. If you want to do that then become a minister. If you wanna be governor, then be ready to ACT!

[LeGate @williamlegate]

TRUMP FINGERPRINTS LEAKED FROM NYPD

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@Acyn but can we talk about the fake leg as a mic behind his head?

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@davidhogg111 E-Z

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@KYGOP seems like today they're learning about how to protect their rights as citizens against tyrannical fascists who want to take their books, their rights as humans, and their right to attend school without being killed by weapons of war. now that's an educational day for sure.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

If you watch only one video today….make it a monkey washing a cat…

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@Luvurneighbor68 i'd vote for that person

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@dyedad @patriottakes Right! So between god, a man, a woman and sometimes another man…or two. The way it was written up in the play book.

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@deberpea Looks like someone got a hold of the fox set list for their holiday special.

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@RexChapman Agree. He’s done it a few times this year where i cringe and just know he’s gonna get tossed…and he’s spared

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@davidleavitt Lost