Sean Twick Romano

I play drums & eat Taco Bell

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Dating me is like

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Boys are scary creatures because one minute they'll tell you how sweet you are

Then the next minute they'll be asking for nudes like wtf

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

"Oh that band is gay"

No, just because you don't like them doesn't make them gay and stop using a homosexual term as a insult

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Dear girls,

If a boy treats you like crap & makes you look down on yourself, here's what you do...

Tell him he has a pencil dick

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

I'm following ppl on my MAIN account so if you get a follow from me make sure to follow back :)

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

I have two moods:

1) fuck you
2) fuck me

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat two large pizzas

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

PLOT TWIST: the booty grabs you

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER... TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

*cries*

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Why do we call it the favorite button?

It's a star. We don't fav a tweet, we star the tweet.

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

How to make a girl happy:

- get her ice cream
- buy her pizza
- respect her body
- compliment her
- transform into Austin Carlile

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

I'm twick and I'm always sleepy

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Things I want:

- snuggles

Things I receive:

- struggles

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

If you're reading this, I'm glad you're alive my beautiful little goof nugget. (:

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Me: internet frie--

Mum: pedophiles

Stranger: pedophiles

Friend: pedophiles

Obama: pedophiles

Katy Perry: pedophiles

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

All girls are beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren't because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies

Then fuck you

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Me: *loses a follower*

Me: whatever I don't care they can go to hell

*after few minutes*

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Just gonna leave this here..

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet

*slaps knee and dies of laughter*

[Sean Twick Romano @twickyroman]

Does anyone else count in songs instead of minutes?

Like

"Oh, that only took me 3 songs to get here"