Judas iscariot

[Judas iscariot @twiddydnd]

@Thefadahunsi @MissS51047 @Tmakaveli44 @oku_yungx Sybau man. If people had agreed with him the tweet would still be up. Facts.

[That Soft Gurl @Baby_Beedee]

I think TikTok people has bad mouth more than twitter people. 😂😂😭

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

for my sanity, this is ai.

[BrockfromtheEast🎑🚀 @manlikebrock]

700 pushups clean..

No editing..

This is beyond outstanding 💯

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

😭😭😭😭God which kind useless place be this

[BODE @n0thimagain]

the worst thing you fit do na make you dey fvck ur neighbor, you go regret am

[EauDeFoodie @ScholarChefD]

This is spaghetti na.

[Sani Ahmad Kaitafi @KaitafiS]

Small expo: First step!
1-Blue road signs= Garki (streets are named after 9ja cities)
2-Green road signs= Wuse, (African cities)
3-Yellow road signs= Maitama, (American cities and rivers)
4-Red road signs= Asokoro, ( World leaders)
5-Black road signs= Gwarimpa (anyhow)

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

That one friend who smokes weed every day and is unemployed

[Opeyemi Bodunde, Esq. @opeyemi_bodunde]

1. Former Accountant General Ahmed Idris was charged with diverting ₦109.5 billion.

2. Former Minister of Power Saleh Mamman has been convicted over the criminal diversion of ₦33.8 billion.

3. Former Attorney General Abubakar Malami has forfeited 48 properties worth ₦212 billion.

4. Malami is also facing a 16-count charge of conspiracy and money laundering involving an alleged ₦8.7 billion, alongside his wife and one of his sons.

5. Just imagine, among the assets forfeited by Malami was a mosque in Kebbi State built with proceeds of illicit wealth. He doesn't have the fear of Almighty Allah.

6. Former CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele is facing multiple criminal prosecutions over diversion of ₦154.39 billion.

7. Emefiele has also forfeited 753 housing units to the Federal Government.

How this nation continues to survive such monumental looting across virtually every sector is mind-blowing. Until we fundamentally overhaul our criminal justice system and impose severe penalties for grand corruption, public office will remain an irresistible gateway for those who treat the public treasury as a private vault, while ordinary Nigerians continue to bear the brunt.

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

Me after she sees my epon for the first time on soft and says it small https://t.co/6BRIzQnSJa

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

The woman who caught them while they were attempting to swap an iPhone 17 Pro Max worth ₦2,500,000 later opened the phone boxes they had with them. To her surprise, she discovered they had packaged fufu inside brand-new iPhone boxes😭🙆😩

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

God wanted to play football, he had to shorten his name from Messiah to Messi

[MK sparz @MkSparz]

The reason why I no fit pack from this my compound better neighbours ☺️😉

[W! @w1fi0]

He woke the beast
Big mistake 💀

[Joe Steve 💻 ♟ | GTM · Sales Funnel · Automation @joesteve__]

I never see Baddy, Lobistar, Pooja, 5-star, Ruth tweets on my TL since yesterday.

Fresh air won wound me

[☔️ @OSM4NN1]

“Your guy mr clutch” hit hard man 🕊️

[BALOGUN DODONDAWA @1i_riz]

Who don fine don fine

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

To all the Arsenal fans, thank you for everything, from the bottom of my heart.

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner.

Leo