Emmah

she/her

[Emmah @twiglard]

Retweet for @KylieJenner in C major

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Alright, how many of you buried your hamsters alive because you didn't know they hibernate?

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"You're only as medicated as you feel"

My friend, an RN

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@whoaaaitserino I honestly have not read a book since May of 2021

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I injured my knee in May and just now FINALLY got approved for an MRI this month and the results are in:

I HAVE in fact been performing with a torn meniscus for the past 7 months because America's healthcare system is rigged to not believe the patient.

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Today I listened to a probably 7-year-old girl sing "Unholy" by Sam Smith word for word in the store and I was just

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Throwback to my last attempt at dating

[indiana joanie @sweetclaroline]

5 years ago our boat sank on p*rates 🫠 @twiglard

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I hate what this job is doing to who I am.

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Here's your friendly reminder to go get your flu shot since the last time I didn't, I was in the hospital because I somehow caught influenza A and B at the EXACT SAME TIME.

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I used to be so self-conscious of my grey hairs, but all my friends saying how much they love my streak are making me luv it

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Well, you heard it here first folks. I'm lack toes in taller ant.

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S'MORES WEATHER

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The goodest boiii has my whole heart

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

Pooh, Joy, Mickey and Pluto in the Yacht Club lobby #HurricaneIan

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Just saw a woman use her baby to block her sneeze. Welcome to Baltimore.

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I want a bounce house

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@whoaaaitserino Called it!

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@whoaaaitserino At least seven

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Orange cats automatically remind me of @cinematicchairs

Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the mystery idk

Only time will tell

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Probably my biggest flex is that my name's been hidden in a Wikipedia page for like over 2 years

Thnx @sweetclaroline

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"I DON'T WANT YOUR DOG, I WANT YOU TO BOW!!"

~The Evil Queen at a big man that walked through our photo with a corn dog.