Cory

I am an island.

[Cory @twigvicious]

Follow me on bluesky!

https://t.co/lWu0x286Es

[Cory @twigvicious]

Can you tell I’m hangry?

[Cory @twigvicious]

Shoutout to @dunkindonuts for putting bacon on my sandwich after I explicitly said not to. I guess telling them three times wasn’t enough? I’ll have to clearer next time because it seems they have difficulty comprehending simple instructions.

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I didn’t need to eat anyway, it’s cool.

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Again I’m posting that if anyone wants to follow me on bluesky, my username there is also twigvicious

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Kamala deserved better than what we gave her.

[Cory @twigvicious]

I can’t believe how much hope I had this time yesterday. I feel like such a fool.

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If I were in the ending of The Cabin in the Woods right now, I would make the same choice. If you know, you know.

[Cory @twigvicious]

We tried, everyone. We really tried.

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I’m honestly so ashamed to be American right now. Like literally embarrassed.

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At least I’ll always know I was on the right side of history

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I’m honestly just disgusted. When you regret this - and you will - I’m not even going to be tactful about it. I’m going to say “I motherfucking told you!”

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I fucking hate this country

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My nephew’s new kitten is so cute.

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Two things I never thought I’d have to say to my cat as often as I do are “get out of the fridge!” and “why are you wet?”

[Cory @twigvicious]

Lying in bed, having trouble falling asleep. I finally begin to drift off, and then my cat decides this is when he wants to fuck around on my dresser.

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Alt Nation is always playing Sugar, We’re Going Down by Fall Out Boy when they should be playing Thnks fr th Mmrs.

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There were so many crows out today. It felt ominous.

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In the beginning, she haunted me, haunted my dreams, but even now, just weeks later, she was slipping away, falling apart in my memory and everyone else’s, dying again.”

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“Someday no one will remember that she ever existed, I wrote in my notebook, and then, that I did. Because memories fall apart too. And then you’re left with nothing, left not even with a ghost but with its shadow.

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My cat had to get a steroid injection for allergies yesterday, and then he proceeded to be the BADDEST HE HAS EVER BEEN.