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[Tan @Twilight_538]

@AsuzuReincarnat

[Asuzu / Naa (Malfoid Anime ED Animation) @AsuzuReincarnat]

Malfoid Sama - Love is war! (Animation)
#malfoid #kaguyasamaloveiswar

[D. @1992Erik]

(Good morning!)

*inhales*

[どくでんぱ @Mowgen777]

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[Kanesaki || comms open on Vgen @KanesakiHyudou]

Made this on a whim, a very profound whim.

#MalfoidArt #Malfoid

[Tan @Twilight_538]

@MalfoidArchive Do whatever you want, man. It's your life

[Tan @Twilight_538]

@Matcha_Amigo

[抹茶Amigo @Matcha_Amigo]

#Malfoid #Malfoy
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[Skipos @skiposcmc]

The Boy Who Stayed Kind
#malfoid #malfoy

[HAYES @hayes_gens]

Malfoid unfortunately doesn't know any better (2/2)

[radyo kafa @xterneys]

My fanart of malfoid
#malfoid #Malfoy #fanart #HarryPotter

[Jin @JinArtworth]

Melfoid has come to greet you

[Tan @Twilight_538]

@Rtas224

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

DUMBLEDORE: HARRY! HARRY! HARRY! HARRY! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! DID YOU JUST TELL RON TO DRESS UP AS YOUR FATHER, JAMES, WHILE YOU DRESSED UP AS SEVERUS SNAPE AND DRACAENA DRESSED UP AS LILY?! AND THEN YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO LOOK THAT GREASY-HAIRED BASTARD IN THE EYES AND SAY, "LOOK HOW EASY IT IS TO DEFEAT HIM, SNAPE! AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THIS!" HARRY, YOU CRAZY-ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN?! YOU DIDN'T JUST CROSS THE LINE, YOU TOOK THE FUCKING LINE, TURNED IT INTO A BROOMSTICK, AND SHOVED IT UP THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF SEVERUS SNAPE! EVEN VOLDEMORT, THAT NO-NOSED, MURDEROUS, IMMORTAL PIECE OF SHIT, WOULD LOOK AT YOUR PERFORMANCE AND SAY, "WHAT THE FUCK, POTTER?! THAT'S TOO FAR, AND I'M LITERALLY THE DARK LORD!" YOU HAVE TURNED A MAN'S LIFETIME OF REGRET, TRAUMA, AND UNREQUITED LOVE INTO A FUCKING HOGWARTS THEATRE PRODUCTION! AND THE WORST PART?! IT FUCKING WORKED! RON IS STANDING THERE WITH JAMES POTTER'S GLASSES, YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST SNEERING SNAPE IMPRESSION, AND DRACAENA IS PLAYING LILY SO PERFECTLY THAT SEVERUS HAS PROBABLY FORGOTTEN HOW TO FUCKING BREATHE! SNAPE, YOU POOR, MISERABLE, GREASY-HAIRED BASTARD, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DEFEATED BY A FUCKING COSPLAY! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO CRUEL, SO UNNECESSARY, SO PSYCHOLOGICALLY DEVASTATING, AND SO GODDAMNED FUNNY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! HARRY, YOU ABSOLUTE MENACE, YOU ARE NOT THE BOY WHO LIVED ANYMORE! YOU ARE THE BOY WHO CHOSE VIOLENCE AGAINST A MAN WHO WAS ALREADY FIGHTING FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE! FUCKTILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR! FUCK IT, GIVE THEM ALL THE POINTS! GIVE THEM THE HOUSE CUP, THE QUIDDITCH CUP, THE FUCKING SCHOOL BUILDING! I DON'T CARE! I'M TOO BUSY LAUGHING MY OLD ASS OFF! SEVERUS, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU NEED TO ACCEPT THAT JAMES POTTER'S SON HAS JUST WON THE MOST FUCKED-UP REVENGE GAME IN WIZARDING HISTORY!

[Monkey COMM (1-2 slots only) @Monkey_342]

Okay I might have lied, more Malfoid forever
No, I can't stop
Yes, I'm exactly were I want to be
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#malfoid #MalfoidArt

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Dumbledore: HARRY! HARRY! HARRY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SITTING AT THE SLYTHERIN TABLE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN GRYFFINDOR!

Harry: Well, somehow they kicked me out because I have a problem. They said I'm an enemy magnet, so Dracaena invited me to Slytherin, and here I am.

Dumbledore: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?! RON?! HERMIONE?! GINNY?! DEAN?! NEVILLE?! WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE?!

Harry: Sir, please calm down. Everyone said I bring too much trouble to Gryffindor.

Dumbledore: CALM DOWN?! HARRY, YOU'VE SAVED THIS FUCKING SCHOOL MORE TIMES THAN I'VE HAD LUNCH! YOU'VE FOUGHT TROLLS, BASILISKS, DEATH EATERS, AND A FUCKING DARK LORD! AND NOW YOUR OWN HOUSE KICKS YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ENEMY MAGNET?!

Harry: Technically, sir, they're not wrong.

Dumbledore: THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Harry: Well, Dracaena said Slytherin would welcome me. She even saved me a seat.

Dumbledore: ...

Dumbledore: SNAPE! YOU GREASY-HAIRED BASTARD! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING PLAN, ISN'T IT?! YOU FINALLY STOLE MY BOY!

Snape: Albus, I assure you that I had absolutely nothing to do with—

Dumbledore: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SEVERUS! I'M HAVING A FUCKING CRISIS!

Harry: Dracaena also gave me chocolate.

Dumbledore: SHE GAVE YOU CHOCOLATE?!

Harry: Yes, sir.

Dumbledore: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! GRYFFINDOR THREW AWAY THE BOY WHO LIVED, AND SLYTHERIN GOT HIM WITH ONE FUCKING SEAT AND A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?!

Harry: She also said she wanted me to feel welcome.

Dumbledore: 107363922563828363 FUCKTILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!

Harry: Sir, that's my new house!

Dumbledore: I KNOW, HARRY! THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING CRYING!

Harry: Dracaena is waving at me.

Dumbledore: DON'T YOU DARE WAVE BACK!

Harry: Too late.

Dumbledore: HARRY JAMES POTTER, YOU TRAITOROUS LITTLE SHIT!

Harry: What? She's my friend.

Dumbledore: FRIEND?! SHE HASN'T EVEN HAD TO FIGHT VOLDEMORT FOR YOU YET, AND SHE'S ALREADY TREATING YOU BETTER THAN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE!

Snape: Perhaps Slytherin has finally demonstrated some admirable qualities.

Dumbledore: SEVERUS, I SWEAR TO MERLIN, IF YOU SMIRK ONE MORE TIME, I'LL STUFF YOUR ENTIRE HEAD INTO THE HOUSE CUP!

Harry: So, can I stay in Slytherin?

Dumbledore: YES, YOU LITTLE SHIT! STAY THERE! ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING PRINCESS! ENJOY YOUR NEW HOUSE!

Harry: Thanks, Professor!

Dumbledore: AND ANOTHER 107363922563828363 FUCKTILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!

Harry: WHY?!

Dumbledore: BECAUSE GRYFFINDOR HAS OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT, SNAPE IS SMUG, AND I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF THIS FUCKING SEMESTER FIGURING OUT WHICH OF MY STUDENTS NEEDS TO BE HIT WITH A CHAIR!

[Tan @Twilight_538]

@ChibiReviews soon you're gonna be a harem protag. Be ready for that

[CroatGroyper (formerly TheocratMonarch) @CroatGroyper_]

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