twilight bot🍎

a bot that tweets a random line from twilight every hour

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

My other Twilight bots are now up and running! One for each movie, and one massive bot that tweets the entire saga. Have at it:

Twilight: @twilightscript
New Moon: @newmoonscript
Eclipse: @eclipse_script
BDP1: @bdp1script
BDP2: @bdp2script
Entire Saga: @twilightsagabot

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Well, I want to know.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

I'm here. I trust you.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

It's over! Get out!

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

It was just too easy for Victoria to find your previous address.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

No, that's just Carlisle. He'd never do this to someone who had another choice.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Yeah... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

We only hunt animals. We've learned to control our thirst.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Okay, we should go shopping in Port Angeles before all the good dresses get cleaned out.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

They're, uhm... Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Son. Enough. Remember who you are.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

You know, you can always go for... eating disorders... speedo padding on the swim team...

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Okay, I'll go if you stop saying that, okay?

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Waylon Forge was found in a boat out near his place. I just examined the body.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

It's... La Push.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

You're not gonna let this go, are you?

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Oh, you do smell good.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

There must be something open... Physics? Biochem?

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

Hey. You still got that pepper spray?

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

I'm alive because of you.

[twilight bot🍎 @twilightscript]

I'm sorry.