So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she returned to her small Podium to resume texting or playing games on her phone or whatever she was occupied with before she opted to come over and criticize my bagging abilities.😂😂
@LeaderJohnThune@TaxCuts What about the SAVE America Act? You know the one that has over 80% approval by Americans, Republicans, Democrats, and Independents!
Ms Rachel is outside Delaney Hall DHS center in NJ singing about knocking down walls and freeing criminal illegal aliens.
Parents, keep your kids away!
Black guy PUNCHES a random White man in the face because he thinks he was on Karmelo Anthony's jury selection
He also threatens his life saying, "You gonna die."
How is this not a hate crime? @fbi
The people of Normandy showing up for our World War II veterans! What an honor it was to be there with them today! Thank you to the Best Defense Foundation for all you do for our Greatest Generation 🙏🇺🇸
I try not to get political. But LA is where I live, and I am here to tell you: There is 0.0 percent chance these results are legit.
Nithya Raman has no base. No one knew who she was until Spencer Pratt torched her on debate stage. She gave a concession speech on Tuesday.
I really hope the federal government and @USAttyEssayli are investigating
(Again, apologize for getting political. Feel free to unfollow if this bothers you.
But a light needs to be shined on what's happening)
🚨JD VANCE Must TAKE THE CHAIR from Thune🔥
Sen. Mike Lee confirmed that as VP, JD Vance is the constitutional President of the Senate. He can walk into the chamber anytime, take the Presiding Officer’s chair, and get to work.
PRESIDE over the SENATE, JD.
THE TIME IS NOW 💯🦅
What do you all think?
Will Vance do it?
🚨 JUST IN: Incredible moment as SecWar Pete Hegseth just STEPPED OFF the plane in France to honor WWII Veterans at the Normandy Cemetery ceremony 🙏🏻
They are SO GLAD Pete is there!
He cares. This is why morale is so high 🇺🇸
@SenatorLankford@SenateGOP Jimmy Lankford - a small birdie told me you were one of the RINOs who presided over Pro Forma sessions to block Pres Trump from getting any recess appointments.
Tell us if that is not true.
If it is true, you need to apologize to the good people of Oklahoma - and go away!
Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.
More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸