today @ work a guy said “is it ok if I wait @ the bar until a hot blonde walks in?” & I said sure & laughed like he was joking, then a blonde actually walks in & he winks at me, introduces himself to her, & she rolled her eyes & kissed him.. it was his wife & that made my day
Lady sitting beside me at nail salon: She hasn’t stopped complaining since I got hereshe has asked for a hot towel to put on her forehead because her head is hurting..well if you weren’t drinking a Dr. Pepper and you weren’t almost 300 lbs you would prob feel better. I can’t.
Third wheeling in the Uber. Rjs talking about his amazing sports career with the driver and they are exchanging stories about college ball and here I am.... Well didn’t play sports in college BUT I swam across a lake/pond drunk with my best friend😭 I’d say it was a success.