Taylor

If I start to tweet a lot something’s gone horribly wrong

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

*shot

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

I think I’m at my funniest sitting on a plane before takeoff. It’s the shock clock that steps me up

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

Trying my absolute hardest not to sing along to the Lizzie McGuire soundtrack playing out loud at work rn. Work doesn’t need to know that side of me yet

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

Is there a worse mild kitchen accident than spilling and breaking an entire glass of red wine?

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

Thumb cuts are debilitating in the smartphone era

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

@friedtweets I’m not in it for the clout

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their Alexa

[Tucker Robinson @trobbowling]

.@friedtweets

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

@trobbowling @Facebook So you’re not selling your Xbox for $20? I’ve been trying to call you

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

@friedtweets @zacksaunders24 Totally agree with Zach’s points here. It was appointment television for years. Captivated a country. Didn’t end on a strong note but have some of the most memorable tv moments for me. Leagues better than Jack Bauer running around for 24 hours

[Taylor @twilltrigger]

Country music hits different when you staring at a lake