Tiffany Wilson

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

One woman’s reject shampoo is her guest’s vacation shampoo.

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

Enjoyed a pleasant exchange with a non-creepy stranger 👍

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

If what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, why do I have such stringy arms?

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

Lanyards make me feel more powerful than retractable badge clips ever have.

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

With a pen, anything is my paper. With paper, I still need a pen.

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

Anything? Anything. Except... not anything.

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

When my husband stopped to let a bus turn left onto a busy street, all the passengers waved as they went by #PeopleBeingAwesome

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

I am never colder then when it’s warm outside.

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

I too often find myself angry that I can’t sing the Shawn/Gus “Suck it” harmony on my own. #psych

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

The scents you’re forced to process on the bus are rarely good ones, but the man next to me today is all dryer sheets #Blessed #SniffingStrangers

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

"Do we have any of that metal paper?" #wilsonhomequestions #aluminum #aloomalum

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

Play on phone for entire hour. Set phone down and walk away. Return to phone 5 minutes later. See "1 missed call." #callscreeningnatural

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

@MichaelMiles3 Yesss! Also note to church libraries, print out detailed connection guide for the less technologically savvy. Save all involved from pain

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

@saraajarman They also had more horrendous carpal tunnel and therefore give less high fives.

[Camryn @camryn_sturgill]

@jennafischer @rainnwilson @AngelaKinsey @bjnovak The Office is saving lives one episode at a time👏🏻

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

It's only after I copy and paste 100 individual items can I determine a simpler way to accomplish this same task in bulk. #workingsmarter

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

"Why the freak am I doing this with a microwave door in my face?" #wilsonhomequestions

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

If fluorescent light is suddenly the only light you look okay under, do you actually look okay?

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

Me to Ryan: Just because you sing it doesn't make it true #wilsonhomeconvos @WilsonRobotics

[Tiffany Wilson @TwilSonic]

"They wanted to check if I had a hole in my... what's this called? ... my swallow tube." #thingsmyhusbandsays