Twinbuz

I’m a democratic socialist. I’ll finish the rest of this bio later.

[Twinbuz @twinbuz]

I just want to share a story about my autism & my experiences with it that I wrote about real quick. I made it a few Months ago but I decided I wanted to share it with more people. Ik it’s not what I usually post, but I hope you’ll read it and like it! https://t.co/8gcQGPVTpq

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Sherlock Holmes been real quiet since this dropped 😭🙏

[Daniel @DanielH_LUFC]

No way is the joke candidate actually winning in the polls 💀

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

“Israel isn’t involved here”

[FLONCHCORE @flonchcore]

weird coworker told me he’s been killing squirrels with a crossbow and selling their tails on Etsy so I laughed, but he was like “no, check this out”, opened the work fridge and there was a whole fucking necklace made of frozen squirrel tails

[Penutzamn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸 @Penutzamn]

“Christianity is about respecting others and spreading love”

Also Christians when they see an I.C.E agent shoot an innocent child because there skin color was slightly too brown:

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

the title of this video sounds like it was written in minionese lol

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

first in my bloodline to see a human get assaulted by a rabbit

[Rosie^_^🏳️‍⚧️ @TookEstradiol]

calling it "delusional cope" when she literally looks stunning 😭😭😭

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Extremely common centrist moment

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

He openly admits he's lying to his own supporters, right to their faces, and they still believe him.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

chopped my hair off and one of my balding customers said he’s refusing to tip me until it grows back so I said im refusing to serve him until his hair grows period and now I have a meeting with my manager tomorrow

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

There is more evidence that you are a Taliban supporter than there is that El-Sayed is a Hamas supporter.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. 

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

No way this a real person

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

They would be alive today if 77 million imbeciles hadn’t voted for a pedophile.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary) @ChaosAgent_42]

Here's a good cognitive test: