SamTwiner.

I make springs.
I follow F1.

I have a dangerous obsession with Volkswagens and British Leyland tat.
Everything in moderation including moderation.

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@HHodgkinFan @Freedom16356531 @SkyNewsBreak Me and my dad can't share jeans, he's well fat.

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@CreActive_Mama @Freedom16356531 @SkyNewsBreak What if ya granny killed ya mom?

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@piersmorgan One day you denounce Hamas the next it's Israel... more morgan madness to the show. Great job dirt bag.

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@FayKesby @DannyBoy81188 @MetroUK Biological foundations on which the planet works upon. I am male. You can label yourself anything you want, and il happily play along with your narrative. But you don't get to dictate to me what I am.

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@FayKesby @DannyBoy81188 @MetroUK I'm male... normal, run of the mill male. Its extremely rude of you to think you're allowed to label me anything else.

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@FayKesby @DannyBoy81188 @MetroUK Do you know me? Biology dictates that I am male. Therfore I do not have to displeasure of beelding every month. We don't have a single man on this planet that goes through a menstrual cycle every month.

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@FayKesby @DannyBoy81188 @MetroUK No, makes me a normal man. I don't feel the same level of need to label myself.

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@FayKesby @DannyBoy81188 @MetroUK I'm a man, I have never bled through my Penis. Does that make me a bigoted transphobe idiot?

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@Carpervert My better half wanted a Q5 because "it's bigger and more practical". Brainwashed beyond belief. So I went and brought a A6 avant... estate cars are an underrated tool.

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@TeraLunaR18 @stardustmuma @RonnieRadke You're missing the point entirely. A man who transitions is not allowed to moan about period pains or spew the lie of "I've been there" because it is biologically impossible for that to have ever happened.

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@InternetH0F Bin-jovi... living without a chair.

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@f1multiviewer @Caradelevingne I don't agree with anyone on this. She should have said something better like great to be here. Not I can't hear you, acting like a spoilt brat. If she's got nothing to say then stand in the back of the pits. Sick of fake fans.

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@RoyalMail love that you condone this type of behaviour from one of your postpersons in Bromsgrove. Verbal abuse and a ball kicked at the window on a Saturday morning is a good look for you.

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@piersmorgan @terrychristian So you turning a blind eye to all your mates noncing the innocents is completely OK? You're such a repugnant bag of shite.

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@Pearcie @itvnews Cold, wet and wishing they'd had swimming lessons.

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@RobertCragg @itvnews It's upto the gate staff and the planes crew to start refusing passage if they're not happy. They're within there bounds to do so.

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The sign language lady on #Glastonbury23 for the Foo Fighters is amazing.

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@NickUTA @xchristian @evathegreat1 @fesshole Means not working a day in your life, getting somebody pregnant and living miserably ever after.

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It's your time...

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@jasonplato NO FUCKING WAY *Hits download right away*