twinkle toes

are your toes twinkling

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

Oh so i should get a job

[ceci🫒 @modrngirls]

it’s beat the shit out of your coworker friday

[Kangaroo 🦘 @kangaincrisis]

I wish I didn't but I miss you 🤦🏾‍♂️

[DAILY OBJECT @dailyobject_]

DAILY OBJECT 1413:

TIRE SWING

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

Guys im drunk

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

Guys im having a drink

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

I want a caramel apple with sprinkles

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

@bamrcus I have 2

[Greg @_Lazzo_]

If anyone needs a microwave there’s one chillin at Clark & Lake

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

@pukeonthestereo Go piss girl

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

I need to pee so bad

[⋆ cinna ⋆ @zer0lemonade]

I was born in the right generation I love vaping while scrolling twitter

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

I want cheese crackers

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

Live laugh love #emp

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

This is actually so not okay that poor puppy

[Michael Mattox - The Mad Ox @TheRealMadOx]

K9 BART IS DEAD.

K9 Bart sat outside for 36 hours with no water while the man who was supposed to feed him wasn't even home.

Madison County, Tennessee. Bart, a German Shepherd just over 2 years old, worked patrol, criminal apprehension, tracking, article searches, and narcotics. Sheriff Julian Wiser says his own handler left him unattended outside for approximately 36 hours with zero access to water while the heat index sat at 101 degrees.

A university vet program in Mississippi confirmed it: heat stroke from severe dehydration. Preventable. Wiser used that word himself.

The handler got administrative leave, then resigned before anyone could fire him. Now an internal affairs investigation and a criminal investigation are both running, with findings headed to outside authorities.

Thirty six hours. This dog worked apprehension, tracking, narcotics, everything asked of him, and the one thing his handler owed him back was a bowl of water and thirty seconds to check on him. He didn't get either.

A resignation isn't accountability. Charge him.

H/t WBBJ

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What does oomf mean pls help

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@pukeonthestereo I LOVE THIS

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

So like does anybody wanna talk to me i swear im chill

[twinkle toes @twinkletoe4000]

@pukeonthestereo YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY GUYS IM TIPSY AND IM HAVING SM FUN

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One day ill have a hit tweet

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Guys im having a drink