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you can boil an egg in a kettle, but you can't pour it out of the spout

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#ElephantsInASongOrMovie

Tusk

(Am I doing this right?)

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All this talk of Hugh Laurie (House) on here makes me want to share this, one of my favourite bits of telly, with a potentially new-found audience
https://t.co/tCnOtq2ASq

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McManaman, do doo do do do

#mcmanaman #mahnamahna

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@anon_opin In one episode they went swimming and he put a towel round himself to get into his trunks! Absolute madness.

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@anon_opin As Rare As Diamonds are ok, but I preferred their earlier stuff

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@bagshaw2112 https://t.co/Lq6XTa4r4x
@johnshuttlewrth

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@nee_massey https://t.co/ix3sFUHHhd

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"...first day of the month"

#mayday #pinchpunch

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@anon_opin JE SUIS DAVE

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@fesshole *cough*

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@anon_opin Mogwhy?

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@PoD_travelnews That's also the @greatesthitsuk playlist criteria!

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@notjustdad @thexpeditionary VAR would have overturned it

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@notjustdad @prodnose They were cleverly denying the PSG fans the opportunity to sing the "is there a fire drill?" chant
#Ladonnaèmobile

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@fesshole To be fair, I'd be wild if someone pissed on me

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@fesshole EastEnders only started 40 years ago

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@fesshole Does your granny's CV say she played the bongos?

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@anon_opin It's the eye contact for me. There's too much eye contact

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@weddingpresent Mogwai were tremendous, as always. (I was sat two seats to your right but left you alone cos....well, it's the right thing to do!)

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@anon_opin but I read a thing on the internet where he was rude to a waitress so because he's successful I'm going to use that to justify my jealousy, (which I've pitched as resentment) of him