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[Jen @twinnumber02]

RIP Prince Gilligan. We had some fun times. Miss you favorite fishy.

[B @bravoholicbitch]

Tom saying Lala isn’t a real name while he is having an affair with a woman who is not using her real name 😂🥴☠️THIS EPISODE!!!! #PumpRules

[B @bravoholicbitch]

Satchel is Katie’s emotional support poodle and I’m here for it. #PumpRules

[B @bravoholicbitch]

Can we talk about Lisa’s Derrière? #PumpRules

[B @bravoholicbitch]

Sandoval really thought he did something by shaving his disgusting stache on this podcast 😫☠️ #Vanderpump #vanderpumprules

[Jen @twinnumber02]

@taylorswift13 should hold the rest of the #ErasTour tickets until this years Spotify wrapped comes out and then sell them to her true top fans 💁🏼‍♀️ #TicketmasterIsOverParty

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Whose bed have your crocs been under

[B @bravoholicbitch]

So Lisa told Angie not to be friends with Whitney because she wasn’t a good friend but she can be friends with Jen who wasn’t a good friend to Meredith #RHOSLC

[Jen @twinnumber02]

If you send an email and then immediately follow up with a teams or instant message to that person saying “I emailed you”, your co workers for sure hate you.

[Jen @twinnumber02]

Snapchat should have made the vaccine mandatory in order to be let back into the app 😂 I think people would reconsider 💉 #problemsolved

[Jen @twinnumber02]

What if I was meant to be an Olympian but just never got a chance to try the sport? I could be a world record fencer and not even know it 🤷🏼‍♀️ surfing? Handball? Synchronized diving? Wouldn’t know.

[Jen @twinnumber02]

Do guys attend the same drivers ed as us girls? Do they have a separate side class where they learn to drive with their knees that we don’t know about? I swear my bf could eat tacos while driving but if I so much as open a granola bar I risk launching my car into a guard rail

[Jen @twinnumber02]

@KeiferBrandt @TheHall_DSM Debated coming for them on Facebook but that’s about like dropping a bomb 😂

[Jen @twinnumber02]

So I rode my bike to the hall today and politely asked the bartender if she would refill my water bottle. She told me I could “go fill it up in the bathroom.” Please don’t act like you’re a cycle friendly bar if you can’t offer free water when asked on a 90° day. @TheHall_DSM

[Jen @twinnumber02]

It truly will never matter how old I am, or what I drive, every single time my dad or grandpa get into my car they ask “So how’s your vehicle been running?” 🥲

[Jen @twinnumber02]

Anyone know why the Vikings didn’t pick just now and gave it to the Jets? Like what do they get in return? Dustin said “I don’t KNOW JENNA” so I’m scared to ask any more questions.

[Jen @twinnumber02]

@justinbieber careful your shoe is untied. This #TrillerFight can’t take any more surprises 😂

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Sorry to be a please retweet guy but please retweet.

[Jen @twinnumber02]

@McDonalds brought back Hi-C orange...So if @jtimberlake could apologize #FreeBritney and @moderna_tx and @pfizer could share their vaccine intellectual property with companies ready to mass produce, we would be all set for 2021! 🤞🏼

[Jen @twinnumber02]

I am so new to this whole stock market thing. Can someone tell me how many stocks I will have if I buy all of these? Thanks #GME #WSB

[Jen @twinnumber02]

OK, I’m going to need everyone to overlook the fact that I’m 26 years old and eat these regularly. Let’s focus on the real issue. @kraftmacncheese WHY don’t you make these cups bigger so this doesn’t overflow/destroy my microwave every time!?! Why?!