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We print celebrity tweets. On toilet paper.

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RT @TheEllenShow Today, Startlebucks turned into Super Startlebucks because we added an aircanon & a person dressed like a bush.Did it work?

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RT @nicolerichie @BaBs_85 well, when I was born I weighed 6 pounds RT whats the lowest u ever weighed?

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Please RT: send us @ replies with the worst celebrity tweets, and we'll print them on TP for the good of the world http://twip.es

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RT @KimKardashian I just mediated w @Deepak_Chopra ! Wow EVERYONE should mediate! It's the way to true peace

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RT @shakira Today a hummingbird flew over my head for a whole minute without moving. Never happened to me before. Magical!

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RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ @oprah ur caps r on, btw

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Has anyone else noticed that the best celebrity tweets happen at approximately 2:45 in the morning? #twipes

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RT @iamdiddy i promise yall im not drunk... but i wanna tell yall something.... I LOVE YALL!!! LOL LOL!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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RT @GaryJBusey Busey Family Super Nachos recipe: (1) Plate of nachos; Put in phonebooth.

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RT @spencerpratt @ryanseacrest I hope u realize Im serious & this isnt 4 press Im truly furious with u! Making a joke out of tasing my wife

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RT @nicolerichie I'm hungry

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RT @AKGovSarahPalin elected is replaceable;Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertp