Deepak

#Gujju #Engineer

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Economics becomes comics if you have acidity

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@maliniskanda @venkateshprasad A bowler cn bowl all 4 ovrs regardless of d runs conceded in any ovr However,batter wont face all 24 balls if dey get out. It doesnt make sense to limit the balls for d batter. If cap is necessary, der shud be penalty for getting out,allowing d batter to play 24 balls regardless

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@imdhokla Maro use kari le

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I would rather switch my job.

[Apple @Apple]

There's never been a better time to switch to iPhone.

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@the_jok_er 5 secs ka chakkar

[Bhargav @Bhargavmodi619]

HR when they realise that they can't organize secret Santa this year.

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@SonyLIV Hi Team, I am not able set video quality in sonyliv app on firestick..
It only gives option for subtitles and audio..

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@runjhunmehrotra He should had been casted in Vicky doner ;)

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Universe is brain and we are its brain cells.

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Will you raise your finger if someone says "Punjab" while playing "chidiya uddd, tota udd, Mena uddd" game ?? 😂

#UdtaPunjab

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Some hospitals in India should only be used as a landmark - A frustrated patient

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@runjhunmehrotra Tell everyone that you forgot how to ride/drive.... Award ke piche mat bhago 😉

[Bella @runjhunmehrotra]

@twisted__tales https://t.co/ZfOfr0ZBMJ

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@runjhunmehrotra No one said this to me ever 😞😒

[Bella @runjhunmehrotra]

English- Martian (oh wow!!! )
Hindi- Mangalik (oh no,can't marry 😞)

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India : Engineers everywhere

Twitter : Celebs everywhere

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Economics becomes comics if you have acidity

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Pro tip : Correct yourself after Autocorrect corrects you

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Celeb : Wanna hear a joke?
Me : Yes
Celeb : *RT
Me : I didn't get it.
Celeb : Exactly.
#Twitter

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Pain is the reason behind great music and amazing books

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Unfortunately in today's world nothing beats a good mistake to get you famous.