everytime i go on a date with a guy or start remotely talking to someone, juliana automatically adds them on linkedin. She uses my dating life to grow her professional network 🤦🏼♀️
Manhattan: cars honking, people celebrating, loud music blasting
South Shore Staten Island: crickets chirping, one dog barking, a tumbleweed rolling on the ground
Could @TheEllenShow have found any worse rep. of @jonasbrothers fans to have on her show? I mean I wouldn’t be an idiot on tv, but I’m calm & can actually form sentences even if they’re right next to me & can give sentimental answers. Never trust a fan who’s fave song is BU. 😩