Brittney Ramsey

Titties n beer;)

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

I'm puttin my rasta hat on and turnin my phone off #goodtimes

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

My dad told me to put the dishes away but I forgot where they go...#collegelife #thisisaproblem

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Best roommate ever, shes talkin in her sleep about makin babies in lego houses #college #iloveher #cantsleepnow #imlaughingtoohard

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

#YouCantBeTakenSeriouslyIf you take selfsies of your thug self throwin up gang signs with a twilight poster on the wall behind you...

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Feel something weird under the blanket with me and hope to god it ain't a bug or snake but im too scared to find out if it is or not #mylife

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Never let your prayin knees get lazy and love like crazy #truth #wow

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Damn...youre so cool...you've got your pants hangin off your butt with your pink abercrombie boxers hangin out #thug

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Our first fight...and its over football #boyfriendproblems

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Bullshit about the world ending #LeaveItIn2012

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Go one direction and make sure it ain't the direction I'm going #firstthoughtsaboutonedirection

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

My roommates running around the room while making spagghetios yelling nom nom nom #shesanoddone #goodmatch

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Lasagna flavored chips...#dousaflavor #lays #stoned #bestideaever #Idwin

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Sundays supposed to be a day of rest...not arrest...#mybad #bonfire #college #ilovemyroomie

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

Almost got arrested #college #?

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

I like how people I don't know tweet me about pants on instagram...wtf

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

#8ThingsICantLiveWithOut Oxygen, hydrogen dioxide, blood, skin, lungs, food, thumbs, stanp collection

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

Going to write a short story loosely based on my night. It's called "That Time I Gave My Landlord Jim Kelly a Handjob Behind Sbarro"

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

I like that word...manhole.

[Brittney Ramsey @twistedbritster]

TWISTER #moviesiwontforget @klwalsh26 @JuliaRwx