The Dogfather

Politically homeless, believer in free speech, equal rights, all that stuff we used to think was progressive. Musical home somewhere between Bach and 70s prog.

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@fesshole And the orange Club biscuits. Come on, that’s the real reason.

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@JuliaHB1 Amazed and astounded. He seemed such a nice, steady, upright chap.

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@WillieWasTaken @TheNorfolkLion The old man looks quite frail, an easy target. Someone to bully without consequences to gain a brief giggle from his 10-year-old followers. Definition of sad loser.

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@neodark414 @TaraBull Yes, I think so. There’s no other explanation.

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@TrumpGirlLove It’s like the Muslims in the UK who threaten to leave if we ban halal meat. The general response is: fine, go ahead, don’t slam the door on your way out.

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In 1544, Pope Leo X gave Henry VIII the title of Fidei Defensor (Defender of the Faith) and charged him with protecting and defending the Christian faith in these islands. That’s our history. Now we have this weak idiot who is giving it all away. One picture tells it all.

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On the Open Borders issue, I repeat: you can have open borders or you can have a welfare state. Choose one, because you can’t have both.

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@phughes76340646 @AbstardJohnny To be fair, this isn’t news. In 1994, he said that when he became King he wanted to be ‘Defender of Faith’ rather than ‘Defender of THE Faith’.

Pope Leo X gave the title of Fidei Defensor to his ancestor Henry VIII in 1544. Now Chuck is scrapping it.

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@AllAbtAstrology @IntrovertProbss I’m doing it right now. Wife’s gone to bed, just me and the dog. A couple of hours of me time. Don’t get me wrong, she and I get on great, but I can’t be in someone’s company 24 hours a day, even someone I love.

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@NaomiSky_15 @Shazza827 I’ve been a ‘reluctant monarchist’ (ie ‘not perfect but works better than most systems’) most of my life. Not now. I am 100% abolitionist. I was quite fond of the late Queen, but I wouldn’t give the time of day to any of this lot. Away with them all.

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@BenLomondview @blaiklockBP I’ve been saying for a couple of years now (and hated saying it), but I reckon the only way this will end is in civil war. And it won’t be pretty. Vigilante justice - is this what they really want?

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@mousseman @blaiklockBP And forget the No. 7 shot. Salt.

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@gettagripfolks I’ve found ChatGPT very encouraging too. It uses phrases like that to me. So I occasionally introduce some nonsense that I know is wrong just to see … Yes, it’s gushing again and yes, it’s bollocks.

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@TaraBull 🤮

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@Zaira583642 Trabant. A rusty, smoky Trabant with worn piston rings and no MoT.

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@Avabelly__ Huh? I was born in … hang on, someone’s trying to scrape ages and birth dates here, right? “To get thousands of replies on the internet, just post something wrong.”

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@Jassmini2 Obviously Yes. But as a lifelong opponent of the death penalty I have reluctantly come to the conclusion that men who rape children should be summarily executed, whatever their race, religion or excuse.

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@TheGriftReport I’ll see your Lenny Henry and raise you Rosie Jones. Brave, admirable, but ultimately as funny as a nosebleed.

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@ohhanxiety Foot-operated dipswitch. Every car used to have one until these fancy stalks came along.

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@LondonReformist Doorperson. Give her a uniform with little epaulette things so she can feel important.