Twisted Todd

Child of God. Husband of Tessa. Father of Gideon. Owner of Jeep.

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@DriveMeMild Thank you! Enjoy that nookie!

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Look who’s home! After 8 days, 5 transfusions and the price of a small island in the Caribbean, we’ve got our Luna back! Thank you for all the love and prayers! https://t.co/ImPuU8bJNw

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/vlunb2RaIT

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Lots o’ shenanigans and malarkey! #stpatsfestivities https://t.co/ON3nNgF3PH

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Something’s missing… #itsatooth #firsttoothfairyvisit https://t.co/zRmPKTKsW4

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Happy one-year-till-your-big-Lordy-Lordy Birthday to the best wifey and mommy ever! We love you! https://t.co/xgb650irl2

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Life is short. The world is cruel. Please be kind to one another.

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For those of you who don’t know, Angus Young was my very first guitar hero. Years later when I started playing, Cliff Burton was my hero thus I started playing bass. However, I have always wanted an SG. #acdc #gibson https://t.co/pKYZWmhDnI

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How to describe my son… #teamgideon https://t.co/uYp8BtQBYb

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To be fair after my previous post, I’m a Ghost fan. I know they’re not metal also. But I admit it! https://t.co/YgZZkivTip

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Had to share this! I know a lot of millennials that define these bands as metal. 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/AQ0p1rmB4H

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Rockin another one of Daddy’s rock tees to bed! 🤘🏻 #teamgideon #anthrax #spreadingthedisease https://t.co/8mN4Q2Ciru

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Giddy turned five just before Christmas so this year Santa brought him some big boy toys. #teamgideon https://t.co/VtboojdK6i

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On today’s episode of Daddy’s bad clash of color clothing choices: Blue (Post) Christmas https://t.co/vzdo8DsSEb

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What fun it is to ride and sing a SLAYER song tonight! https://t.co/ZWhubDG1vY

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December 22, 2017 was the day my greatest adventure began. Five years and so many more memories later that can’t even begin to be told in just a handful of pictures. Happy Birthday! #teamgideon https://t.co/HzXJSnbPWT

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I’m starting to think Rudolph is my spirit animal https://t.co/7zYzQlgptU

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Should call it Twisted the Red Beard Radio Guy https://t.co/V7VcsWLITL

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Holy 💩!!!! My testimonial clip made it to the end credits of In Search of Darkness III! #insearchofdarkness https://t.co/HrRz9wuS3K

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/yzRzAaVM4f